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ASDFASDF

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  1. David knocked Goliath's bitch ass out cold with a pebble. Malcolm Epps is likely a direct descendant of Goliath.
  2. Zazie Beetz is only moderately attractive in the same way that Looch is only moderately retarded.
  3. Had there been a nazi reference in this thread yet? If not, this may be the longest it's ever taken for Godwin's law to kick in.
  4. What if I told you that UT still exists and you can still enroll? No felony required.
  5. What are the chances we're recruiting another DeMarvion Overshown in the '21 class? Small world.
  6. They're supposed to be bold predictions.
  7. We have one, yes. But what about second breakfast DL coach?
  8. Just cause you play a tough guy doesn’t mean you are one, you lace curtain Irish fuck.
  9. I don't see R. Johnson staying at RB in 2020, or even for very long this season. He's just a Band-Aid for a bleeding position room.
  10. Which is a shame because she probably could have found room for all $2,200 of his dildos.
  11. Disagree, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
  12. Whether football should be a contact sport.
  13. I have it on good authority that Bru McCoy and Coach Helton have been on bad terms due to a rowdy game of pool volleyball.
  14. You woulda thought that Drew Kelson had given Joel Klatt a healthy respect for the defensive side of the ball, but I guess not
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