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ChingoHorns

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  1. From the barbershop chair in Brownsville. FIGHT!!!!
  2. No hay pedo carnal. I had a deal for 4 yesterday but the dude flaked last minute. We left Brownsville at 5am, here in SA visiting my mom (desayuno con la hefita) then heading up to campus in a few. Looks like I’m gonna have to get some action with a scalper.
  3. Yea I’m heading up from the valley. Hopefully someone else can take them off your hands.
  4. Looking for 4 tix.
  5. Ms. Tralee, Señor Chingo loves you!
  6. Señor Herp Derp = kinda deformed looking not ghouly
  7. Herp Derp> Ghoul Plus Señor Derp had a deformed look not a ghoul look.
  8. You can’t look like a ghoul and expect to be the QB at Texas. He fits perfectly with aggy and the type of heifers they have roaming those shitty grounds.
  9. Just got off parole...Where is the sign up sheet?
  10. Mrs. Chingo is the only living soul who can handle Señor Chingo when the tasty libations start flowing. So by default she’s my forever +1.
  11. This hits close to home. Friday morning I go in for a laminectomy for my L4/5 and L5/S1. I blame Fuck Chip Brown!
  12. Does the 50 Yard Line Lounge offer blow and strippers? Asking for a friend.
  13. “My son is my King”
  14. Been to Ultra (09-10) twice as well as MMW. Never had any issues with transportation. Shit, we had a fucking blast every time.
  15. Do you even Looch 44 bro?
  16. Did Boyd whoop your ass to?
  17. Sam or some other football player either stole/fucked or a combination of both his gf/bf/lover or whatever the fuck and now Sensitive Seven has his feelings hurt like a bitch.
  18. Look like we’re gonna have a 1k rusher in Ingram with this ferocious type of blocking and it’s gonna to complement CJ’s 1k receiving total. Fuck yea! and Fuck Chip Brown!!!
  19. Hotel booked! The familia had a blast last year and I expect it to be even better this year. Fuck Chip Brown!
  20. Damn your dial-up Juno web browser just connected? Did you pull this info from Ask Jeeves?
  21. Put him in the calculator! Momma with the skrong-ass Hook ‘Em. We know who runs that household.
  22. Chill out Mrs. Hurts.
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