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Ravishing Rick

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  1. My God, what is this? Was Johnny Weir, of ice skating commentary fame, already booked, so they had to trot out this clown? When I think of the proud tradition that is Texas high school football, I've never once heard anybody ever describe anything as "crazy town banana pants".
  2. Next weekend: North Shore vs Katy Frisco Lone Star vs. Highland Park
  3. 1. Should have kicked the FG in the first half 2. Absolute shit playcalling the last Texas drive. I mean seriously, did you think running it into the line was going to work, BASED OFF OF ANYTHING YOU SAW DURING THE FUCKING GAME? fuck right off 3. Roach jumping offsides. I'm speechless. 4. The offense the first 29 minutes of the first half - WTF. Just WTF.
  4. Yeah, I expected the Ehlinger clutch throw + Epps great catch. Said nobody ever.
  5. please no Ehlinger freshman year doofus pick
  6. you have to tip your hat to the Iowa St defense - leaving Burt uncovered was a genius move
  7. Two weeks. HP plays Magnolia next weekend.
  8. Well, that was easily the most entertaining part of this throwaway game.
  9. I think we (HP) get bounced in the 3rd round, which is when we'd have to face Lone Star again, assuming I read the bracket correctly. I went to the game on Friday night, and Timberview hung around way too long. I think it will be Lone Star vs Pearland Shadow Creek in the final. They have been murdering people all year.
  10. Bwaaahaha their window for a natty may be closed. Freshman qb next year, unless they find another transfer.
  11. Evans "decided this morning". So the decision really went down to the wire, meaning aggy is going toe-to-toe with the best. Count it as a victory.
  12. Lincoln Riley prefers the Dyson airblade hand dryer to regular paper towels in public bathrooms.
  13. Nothing to see here. He was just trying to get a head start to meet the rest of the team after the game.
  14. Quick thoughts on the game: 1) Fuck Mike Gundy. 2) O-line + Sam Ehlinger + ingram = Magic 3) If you can't catch a mother fucking punt, get the fuck out of the way and just let it bounce 4) Fuck Mike Gundy
  15. Freedom boner developing
  16. It's time to lift up our prayers to St. Milroe of Tomkins, Patron Saint of Croots
  17. No. Rice is absolutely nothing like SMU in any way, except for being private. I live in Highland Park and go over to SMU all the time, and attended Rice undergrad.
  18. this. Pre-game in the Rice village bars/restaurants, walk over for the tailgate, and watch the game in a historic stadium on a beautiful campus. Fuck the NFL stadium. It would be a great time.
  19. Hey, Rice undergrad checking in (UT MBA). Yes, Rice has had cheerleaders at least for the past 25 years or so since I've been a fan. You probably hadn't noticed them because of their looks. The pool of Rice co-eds consists primarily of A) national merit scholars who can be found exclusively in the library B) feminists/political protesters/hairy pit angry women C) athletes and D) the smart nerd / average looking girl who was on the dance team in high school and always wanted to be a cheerleader but couldn't make the high school team. Group D is the only available one to recruit Rice cheerleaders from.
  20. Sorry to hear. Walmart has some Hormel for you.
  21. I’ve always considered Hormel chili to be a step below Wolf brand chili, which only sits marginally above canned dog food.
  22. The horns down is simply a sign of insecurity from the other team. It shouldn't bother us. The fact that it's become the de facto hand-sign for OU (I've even seen them do it when they weren't playing us!), just reveals their insecurity and need to try to take us down, versus celebrating themselves.
  23. Well said. Think about the push that Ed Oliver got at UH. Extremely disruptive. Hopefully with Coburn, Broughton, and Collins (?), we can one day have that push.
  24. Katy is fucking stout this year.
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