Ravishing Rick

My front yard's grass looks like shit. It's St Augustine, and the dead spots are where winter grass is (dies in the hot summer). I've got a quote for $7,000 to rip it all up (1,000 sq ft total) and put in zoysia. Don't really feel like paying all that money. It's fairly shaded, but does get some sun. Any suggestions? Perhaps scrape out the winter grass/dead spots and put in St Augustine sod? Or plugs? Please help!

Oh, I beg your pardon. Let me re-phrase for you. Any OU player "hoping to ascend" on the depth chart due to players leaving for the league might want to consider Lincoln's transfer portal actions the last few years. He will find another player to jump you faster than you can say dry brisket.

Lincoln promising playing time “next year” has no credibility. He will find someone in the transfer portal faster than you can say belly tat.

"Son, see those Fords at the end of the video? With the power of an OU degree, you can be selling those for the rest of your life."

#LoveWins

Fuck. My wife and kids are back tomorrow. Have fun, gents.

Deep Ellum can work. When you say "not good for bitches", do you mean not good for picking up bitches, or not good for the bitch (es) you bring?

If we do City Tavern, I'm game. If Immamac prefers Inwood Tavern (definitely an amped up night vs Downtown), then I will pay for your round trip uber, DalTxHornFan.

I'm in Highland Park, and my wife and kids are out of town. Have y'all picked a place? Inwood Tavern always guarantees an interesting night.

Would love that. Just give us Coach Pierce and CDC back and we will make it happen.

Rice alum checking in... Bragga was a complete abortion of a hire. The AD at Rice is a fucking clown (Joe Karlgaard...came from Stanford). Wayne Graham had recommended Pat Hallmark as his successor, and the AD didn't listen. Pat has gone on to some nice results at Incarnate Word and now UTSA. Then Lance Berkman was publicly politicking for the job, but at the same time he appeared in a Houston commercial about his opposition to trannies in women's bathrooms or some shit like that and the Rice President decided that wasn't on brand for Rice, so Berkman was out. Berkman also managed to piss off some donors. Now I'm hearing through sources that Pat Hallmark won't work for the douche AD (can't blame him). Sean Allen has major ties to the Houston area, given his playing and coaching career across town at U of H. Would be an instant recruiting shot in the arm. The candidates I'm hearing about at Pat Hallmark, Sean Allen, Rob Childress, Tom Arrington (San Jac) and Jake Gautreau (Miss St. Asst....former Tulane player). I'd be happy with any of those. The decision makers will be the Rice President who doesn't give two shits about sports (think Mr Burns from the Simpsons) and the AD who is simply incompetent. I completely expect them to fuck it up.

No Oklahoma. Probably doesn't think Riley hangs around that long. Either that or there's a minimum tooth count required in the state Arch plans to live in.

It’s been suggested on social media that some apartment walls ran into his fist. Not clear on who started the fight.

some good news from our great state of Texas - new covid cases have fallen off a cliff

I’m a Rice fan, and I resemble that remark. (and cunts are actually great fun)

He's not going to set any land speed records, but I really liked the arm and accuracy....and he appears to have enough size and wiggle to make things happen. (that's what she said)

A&M didn't make it? CStat? Lit?

A buddy of mine as a youth yanked it so hard using shampoo in the shower that he suffered severe irritation and had to rush to the ER. The doctor took a look at it and said “you used shampoo didn’t you. Use lotion next time.” Just trying to help satya here

Obvi cuz it’s lit.

Winning is hard

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