I'm Glenn Quagmire

If that happened it would probably cement him as a god in Austin. It would likely also be accompanied by a heisman too, he could he seen almost as a deity.

Yeah exactly. It gives you something to talk about. I Mean they gave preseason defensive player of the yr to Murray. How seriously are you taking these preseason things? Taking it with a Big ole Quohog sized grain of salt here.

Preseason anything is kind of silly, but it gives you something to talk about

As long as saying that makes you feel better, that’s the most Important thing. But it won’t help in October

Firstly, I’m a pilot so I don’t live in a trailer park. It’s called a community for mobile homes. I also don’t cook meth anymore, again, I’m a pilot. So I smuggle cocaine I didn’t miss the point. I just don’t care if someone doesn’t like an OU player. It’s like, so what? Would you? Didn’t think so.

I get it, some people take the rivalry too seriously. It’s okay jimbob! You’re not alone, a lot of people take sports rivalries too seriously. Just when you beat your wife for making texas lose, hit her body with a phone book, won’t leave an obvious mark & you can continue to wail away for years.

It’s not all that bad. Mayfield is easy to root for, such fire. I’ll be watching his Hall of fame career unfold with Interest. Hopefully he doesn’t shit on my 49ers too hard. He sure sold a shit ton of jerseys last year so it’s not just OU fans that like the guy. Murray easy to root for when he’s winning a ton of games for you. Don’t care what he does now though. They didn’t need Mixon to win but it sure didn’t hurt! Hell be in many pro bowls I think, lucky bengals fans.

I’m not sure if there was a dick shortage in the 90s. Maybe? I was referring to the shortage of wins of the football team

The important thing is that typing it made you feel better. It’s not a perspective I’ve chosen- it just is what it is. It’s reallh great being an OU fan right now. If it wasn’t I’d admit it. It wasn’t always easy in the 90s

That’s actually me. It was before I became a pilot.

I don’t expect it to have high regard. I was just congratulating you on your hard won victory which was sealed by that creative never before heard of nickname. I’d be mad too being on the losing end of 39-27. I get it. It’s a part of the experience of being a texas fan. Who am I to deny you your fantasy! This is America! And my cock sucking abilities are out of this world

I fling enough poo in the toilet after Mexican night

Well, as we all know, when you resort to name calling, it means your superior intellect and god-like opinion on the subject have won. You won!! Wahoo!

What’s that make the teams that lose to them?

That may very well be so, but OU still has had the series lead since the 60s.