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  1. Ultimate Failure
    I don't get how anyone ever looked at this midget, saw his resting cry face, and thought he was Texas quality. It's just baffling to me.
  2. Ultimate Failure
    Pierce always looks like he wants to cry, so hopefully he'll have a good, hard cry this evening.
  3. Ultimate Failure
    I mean their hitting sucks ass, but he's a helluva pitching coach.
  4. Ultimate Failure
    Can we poach Saarloos before tomorrow's game?
  5. Ultimate Failure
    Holy shit, how long did it take you to type that?
  6. Ultimate Failure
    Even if you're the best pitching coach in the world, what would make you think you can hold down two jobs and do them both well?
  7. Ultimate Failure
    Good news is things can change on a dime next year. All we need is rid of Pierce and one good portal transfer class.
  8. Ultimate Failure
    Forget the scoreboard at this point. I just want to see some life from someone.
  9. Ultimate Failure
    Is the run rule in effect tonight?
  10. Ultimate Failure
    https://archive.is/9F1OQ
  11. Ultimate Failure
    I read this in the voice of Bill Burr in my mind and it was perfect.
  12. Ultimate Failure
    I guess we really dodged a bullet when CDC went all out to hire Urban Meyer and whiffed.
  13. Ultimate Failure
    Some of y'all are delusional. Aggy is currently attracting a top-5 recruiting class to College Stagnation after an 8-4 season. How else do you explain it other than $$? For those of you splitting hairs about "fair money" vs "cheating money", you obviously still haven't grasped the reality of the new era we are in. Either sit on the sideline in your pristine white uniform, seething in righteous indignation, or get in the fucking game and get dirty.
  14. Ultimate Failure
    What's John Blake doing these days?
  15. Ultimate Failure
    The movable object met the resistable force, and our losing inertia proved the greater.
  16. Ultimate Failure
    Here's a fun question. What score in today's game would give you renewed confidence in Sark's coaching regime? The most lopsided score in college football history was 222-0. Would that do it?
  17. Ultimate Failure
    I don't know about coaching, but Sark gives a hell of a press conference. He says all the right things, with a lot of polish.
  18. Ultimate Failure
    No, it's not that simple. How do you explain our perennial top-10-rated recruiting classes? Furthermore... Why should we need UGA, Bama or Ohio State's roster to beat Baylor?
  19. Ultimate Failure
    Look at any game between a good team and a vastly inferior one. The first half is often close. The separation usually occurs in the second half.
  20. Ultimate Failure
    It's not suddenly an issue for me. I have griped about it before and will continue to do so. Our athletic department wastes money on stupid shit, instead of spending on things that improve competitiveness.
  21. Ultimate Failure
    I stand corrected. Until 2017, she was "women's athletics director". Now she's "Chief of Staff & Executive Senior Associate Athletics Director". Whatever it is, she's redundant.
  22. Ultimate Failure
    It exemplifies the bureaucratic bloat and misplaced priorities of the athletic department. Why the fuck do we need a separate AD for women's sports when no other athletic department in the country has one? It was a bad idea 30 years ago, and it's a bad idea now.
  23. Ultimate Failure
    Will Sark show any anger at the post-game press conference?
  24. Ultimate Failure
    total yardage: ISU 364, UT 113 JFC
  25. Ultimate Failure
    More creativity, guys. We don't want to look bad in the rollbamaroll meltdown thread.

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