scene opens five years into the future:
jimmyjazz's daughter's band hits it global huge...billions of streams on spotify, apple, amazon, youtube. they do a sold out world stadium tour that would make taylor swift and the rolling stones blush. there is finally an heir apparent to the great american rock band of the 21st century. they write over 50 bangers and rival mccartney/lennon and bob dylan as the greatest songwriters of all time.
beato invites proud parent of said superstars and fellow producer jimmyjazz on his show to discuss how he guided his daughter to become such a massive success and how he endured the process of expertly recording, mixing, and mastering without a doubt the world's worst fucking band in history...fastball...and even suggested a lyric line to try and rescue their awful, awful fucking album.
"so jimmyjazz, as your fellow surlyite sidis characterized it in 2022, one of the tracks your daughter's early ouvre had some comparability to garbage's release 2.0...would you say that is a coincidence or would you say that you purposefully tried to influence your daughter's creative taste to mirror garbage tracks like 'stupid girl' because you were so inspired and moved by them at the time?"
camera to jimmyjazz...