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Classic Rock

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  1. It was the plot to the movie "Chinatown"
  2. Isn't that the course with the 18th fairway faces the driving range?
  3. My brother had pain and soreness in his toes. Hard to walk, toes swollen, really painful. He went to the Dr, got all kinds of testing. Eventually, Dr said it was probably gout and that he would have to deal with this the rest of his life. Dr prescribed some shoe inserts that he could get at a prescription shoe store. I take him to the shoe store and they measure his feet. I watch the sales guy and he stares at the measurement and then at the shoes for about a minute. He then looks up and says "Sir, your shoes are a 10 1/2, but you are measuring at 11 1/2." Gout Cured!
  4. You try to trick Hop Sing! You are on our list, Elaine Benes!
  5. Wasn't there a story somewhere about the WB and them heckling a Texas Tech player with really big ears?
  6. Made out of 100% Rat Ass! Hit me, Baby!
  7. Wonder if he spoke to them about Buttered Sausage and what it does?
  8. Might have done better had it been released directly to Mystery Science Theater.
  9. Classic Rock replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    What my wife thinks will happen every time I bring back gummies and pre-rolls from Vegas
  10. The pride of Tyler Texas!
  11. Had recliners at Circa for the Alabama vs OU playoff game. I find out that the old guy sitting next to me is an OU fan and lives in Norman. Dude would not shut up during the first quarter. Watching his slow burn after being up 17-0 was totally worth the chair price.
  12. "I'm goin' in. Cover me, Porkins."
  13. Colt McCoy has been appointed to the Higer Education Coordinating Board: Texas Higher Education Coordinating BoardColt McCoyThe Board – Colt McCoy Colt McCoy Term Expires: August 31, 2031 Colt McCoy serves the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board by contributing to statewide leadership and strategic discussions focuse
  14. I guess I hadn't noticed, but Jackie has moved into his Dracula Era
  15. Aggies are the most Self Absorbed yet least Self Aware fanbase in all of sports!
  16. Donald Trump - 79 Tim Brando - 69 Gary Busey - 81 Britney Spears - 44 Neil Young - 80 Clint Eastwood - 95 Benson Boone - 23 Robert Earl Keen - 69 James Woods - 78 Michael Dougles - 81
  17. Hang in there Certified Novell Administrators
  18. Great job with the video work and discussion. I would be interested in seeing a Defensive analysis like this.
  19. This guy cleans up Earth after humans destroyed it, then with the help of his plump little girlfriend and a cockroach, proceeds to save humanity from obesity and destruction. GOAT!
  20. Damn College Football, they ruined College Football!
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