Classic Rock

Cool, I'll be in Vegas that weekend. 11:00am kick offs are good with........ wait a minute..

https://www.local10.com/news/2019/04/10/florida-man-arrested-after-dining-on-spaghetti-with-his-bare-hands/

I see them in Austin regularly.

What I remember Mac Davis for:

Cat - 1 Buzzards - 2

1974 Texas vs aggy, Horns scored 14 points in the first minute of the game. Glorious! I remember being cold the whole game, and I just looked it up and I can see why. Wind chill of 20 degrees. An aggy band member's tuba came apart during the Half Time performance and was laying on the field. Their band had to march around the tuba as I remember.

A year ago in Vegas for George Strait. Our seats were 4th row, upper arena. Great view of the stage, plus his stage is round, so you are never really in a bad spot. Before warm up act comes on, a couple about 50'ish and their college age daughter and probably boyfriend sit behind us, each 2 fisting 24 ounce Bud Lites. Loud as hell, hear them say they are from Lubbock, "George Strait woooooooo" every 2 minutes. Opening act starts, all 4 stand up aggy style. Not a single person in the whole upper arena standing up but them. Now they are spilling beer, kicking chairs and start getting into it with the people behind them. Security called, they sit down. They threaten the couple behind them. They stand back up again, security called again. All 4 eventually thrown out and never even get to see George play. Never could understand it paying all that money to act a complete asshole. You can take some people out of Lubbock, but you can't take the Lubbock out of some people.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Did Jew really think she was going to get away with that?

There probably could be a whole new thread on Wives and lyricosis. Wife: "Vincent Karma gonna get you..." Me: "What?? Its Instant Karma." Wife: "No, that doesn't even make sense" Face Palm

Today is the 20th Anniversary of a 2nd Grade Parent/Teacher conference where my wife and I were informed that our son had been starting his lunch time with the toast: "Here's to swimmin with bowlegged women!"

What's a Pendergast?

Vito Scotti, Japanese Sailor in Gilligan's Island The Baker in The Godfather

Super Emitters? https://phys.org/news/2019-11-california-methane-super-emitters.html

A cool toilet seat for when I take a crap at work.

We generally go to my sister in law's house for Thanksgiving. When everyone attends, we have 20 people there. Its a good time, fry a couple of turkeys, watch football. 2 years ago, my parents joined us. They had never joined us before, but we were going to the game the next day and wanted to get the visits in one shot. It was a big deal to get them to drive to Austin for this. As my parents and my family arrive at my sister in law's house, sister in law says to my wife "T was throwing up a few hours ago, but he is better now and will stay up stairs while everyone is here. I disinfected everything too." My family and my parents were all sick by Saturday afternoon. Bottom line, 18 of the 22 people in attendance got the stomach flu at some point during the next four days.

In "Driving Miss Daisy", Hoke pulls the car over and tells Miss Daisy "I have to go make water". But, what if he had to take a dump, does he tell her "I have to go make chocolate" ?

You'll get nothing, and like it!

Me: "So we are set, England and Scotland in the Summer of 2021?" Mrs: "Yes, that should give me enough time to learn to speak British" Me: "What?"

Bye weeks? Bronko Nagurski didn’t get no bye weeks...