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Classic Rock

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  1. There probably could be a whole new thread on Wives and lyricosis. Wife: "Vincent Karma gonna get you..." Me: "What?? Its Instant Karma." Wife: "No, that doesn't even make sense" Face Palm
  2. Today is the 20th Anniversary of a 2nd Grade Parent/Teacher conference where my wife and I were informed that our son had been starting his lunch time with the toast: "Here's to swimmin with bowlegged women!"
  3. What's a Pendergast?
  4. Vito Scotti, Japanese Sailor in Gilligan's Island The Baker in The Godfather
  5. Super Emitters? https://phys.org/news/2019-11-california-methane-super-emitters.html
  6. A cool toilet seat for when I take a crap at work.
  7. We generally go to my sister in law's house for Thanksgiving. When everyone attends, we have 20 people there. Its a good time, fry a couple of turkeys, watch football. 2 years ago, my parents joined us. They had never joined us before, but we were going to the game the next day and wanted to get the visits in one shot. It was a big deal to get them to drive to Austin for this. As my parents and my family arrive at my sister in law's house, sister in law says to my wife "T was throwing up a few hours ago, but he is better now and will stay up stairs while everyone is here. I disinfected everything too." My family and my parents were all sick by Saturday afternoon. Bottom line, 18 of the 22 people in attendance got the stomach flu at some point during the next four days.
  8. In "Driving Miss Daisy", Hoke pulls the car over and tells Miss Daisy "I have to go make water". But, what if he had to take a dump, does he tell her "I have to go make chocolate" ?
  9. You'll get nothing, and like it!
  10. Me: "So we are set, England and Scotland in the Summer of 2021?" Mrs: "Yes, that should give me enough time to learn to speak British" Me: "What?"
  11. Bye weeks? Bronko Nagurski didn’t get no bye weeks...
  12. Bye week after UTEP, then 9 straight games!
  13. Say, How many lumps do you want?
  14. Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.
  15. George Strait in Vegas on 8/24
  16. https://nypost.com/2018/05/02/jurors-sick-of-hearing-about-prison-guards-huge-stinky-penis/ And this year’s follow up on the case https://nypost.com/2019/07/31/horse-penis-guard-gets-25-years-in-prison-for-sexually-abusing-inmates/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site+buttons&utm_campaign=site+buttons&fbclid=IwAR1JEYD26axZ_bITwzzXQ8wEZrqPqdQxtTAMir575xBXc4agalNxIRgu70w
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