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deft

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Life imitates art
  2. Well we should at least have some dignity…. Or try starting
  3. It’s no dart bowl but threes are a tasty snack
  4. Yeah the Duracell on the livery always makes me smile, dunno why. Very clever on the intake like that.
  5. Not really that much into jazz but willing to try. Jazzcurious I suppose
  6. What’s a good starter night or event at jazztx? I haven’t been (when it’s open) and we don’t make it to the Pearl that often unless we’re going to stable hall for a show.
  7. If I want to actually enjoy Christmas and all the shit that comes with it, I need a bob marley style visit.
  8. Tupac is going to die again? Dude can’t catch a break
  9. She still makes better music than him….not by much
  10. Do it.Gus fring.jpeg Maybe I’ll inherit my dads but for now I have to settle for the wife’s king cobra
  11. That sounds interesting. Maybe even good.
  12. Damn fine recovery with some proper naoch
  13. I don’t wander into CR too often burning there a thread titled something to the effect of “enshitification of things”? PE and unbridled unchecked capitalism certainly contributes to that word.
  14. I drove down the stairs of the patio at greyrock one time. One of my friends that worked with me was in the cart too and between us, let’s say 550-600 lbs. I think the cart was ok. This was probably 2009 or so. I guess I would have asked him what his shaggybevo name was. Or would that been surlytexas by then? Wait, which version of the Texas msg board matrix am I in right now? And since we’re also talking about snowdog, I think he was the first poster I ever met in person. I went to one of the HH’s that was way over on west 6th in my xj with no doors. We shot the shit forever about jeeps and then chili. Thus endeth this csb portion of our program.
  15. I’ll have the triple triple with bacon and fry the lettuce please. Let’s whatasize the onion rings. Lemme also add on a mild cardial infarction. How are y’all’s paddles? Charged?
  16. My body is ready.
  17. Contrary to popular belief, the elder generation back then had a problem with kids using those items. Those darn kids wouldn’t stop using the darn window or endlessly turning their globe. And who can forget the increase in fascist rhetoric from all of those post it notes.
  18. I don’t want you to misconstrue this or possibly take it the wrong way, but I’d like to have sexual relations with that pistol. Love it. I shot my dad’s mk1 and mk3 (?) occasionally and I always end up wondering why I don’t go buy a bull barrel threaded model like that.
  19. I saw them on an end cap at my Heb. I think I’m glad I didn’t get them? I don’t need more sugary sweet temptation.
  20. Well in this instance, I’m pretty sure handcrafted means that it’s jizz. But an aggy put it in the bottle. Some medical professionals looked at the specimen and declared it was a mongoloid generated product or MGP. Anyways, you don’t want it.
  21. Everyone loves seb…..now.
  22. ^este. They didn’t create the chain they are now by selling seasonal gimmick burgers. They did it by making a whataburger, all the way. Add grilled japs.
  23. I live literally next to op schnabel and can be on the trail head 60 seconds after walking out the front door. I’ve never felt unsafe during the day in the park. That said, I don’t go at night because it’s dark as shit and well…… Guess who has two thumbs and the house that the kid with the gsw ran to…..this guy. That’s my colorful (she picked it) front door. If parks are an option, the tobin land bridge in hardburger is pretty cool.
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