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deft

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  1. And then we took our date to ye old soda shoppe and if money was good, we even had spare change for the moving pictures inside the Nickelodeon
  2. If eating leftover pizza cold is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
  3. And why is that? You’re so close little guy… you can do it
  4. You’ll be stricken down for your sins heathen. Shoulda been in worship.
  5. Now @mittens, are you trying to imply that neither Ohio state or Michigan are in Texas?
  6. Maybe it’s the style that a meater is but has anybody worked with the remote thermometers that are waterproof probes with no wire? Just stick it, sync, and go? I’ve been used wire probes on some amazon model for a while and while the range is ok, I’d appreciate getting rid of the wires making it easier to clean and what not.
  7. I also have mange but it’s not so bad that it’s talking yet.
  8. How lame the yell leaders have become? As opposed to back when they were cool?
  9. I wanted to try but I don’t know if the dude can abide $90 /lb beef jerky
  10. The last batch from longhornfrenzy………..torbush. These people are out there in the real world. They’re allowed to drive cars and purchase firearms and yet still exist in the same areas as you and me(I.e. sane people). The mental health crisis in this country is becoming an epidemic.
  11. I watched ol’ Rock the good ag crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and being forced to nut in a mason jar in front of the other redpots.
  12. It goes better topped with real tomato ketchup Eddie.
  13. Their compound is just outside of Waco and we were driving back to Mexia the day the standoff started. It literally hit close to home.
  14. “Dunno, can’t see her wrists” /shaggy who only bangs 10s
  15. Lies. He said wiggy was “that dude”.
  16. I don’t watch a lot of college baseball or even know how many games are in a season. What does 8&4 translate to in baseball games?
  17. I like my hard boiled eggs cooked hard. Make the whole yolk turn grey/green. That way, I don’t get crumbles of it mixed up with my pastel mini marshmallows by accident. That would just ruin my appetite before I get to my Sysco nuggets.
  18. If the server knew you were going to give the big’un two pumps, they were supposed to call the other Trudy’s locations twirh your description to make sure you didn’t go and try to give two pumps to a hambeast there too. Urban lore.
  19. Did I read that true freshman Collin Simmons is (according to aggy1) going pro possibly? And then aggy2 assures him that he will because he has no eligibility left?
  20. They have more quality FCS losses than us
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