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deft

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  1. I told an older lady that she could block the maximum amount of traffic if she turned her basket the last 15 degrees so that it was completely perpendicular in the aisle. She looked puzzled.
  2. Kaeden had a facial scar And Hayden was a racist They were all in love with losin' They were doing it in Texas Caden played skin flute Like a kid out in the rain Then he lost his leg in The Station He was dancing with a train They were all in love with losin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an jizzjar Cumming down the mountain
  3. “And what’s the deal with boobs…amirite guys?! Icky.” ~ Superhero
  4. https://www.stereogum.com/2299074/as-fyre-festival-2-tickets-go-on-sale-purported-host-island-says-event-does-not-exist/news/ The sequel documentary is going to be fyre
  5. 14th is disrespectful. They’re the best 5-4 team in the conference if not the nation.
  6. Well yeah, Johnny had to slide out of somewhere
  7. He’s not even a sitting coach. SITTING.
  8. Maybe they don’t win another game.
  9. Exactly. You don’t just graduate out generational talent like that without feeling it.
  10. Just know it’s on-sight if the BODMAS click shows up.
  11. I don’t follow baseball but it looks like we’ve won the only sec conference game that has been played so far. Do we put this on the wall? We should at least walk around talking about the best record in the sec right?
  12. Do not start phlegming the thread for fuck sake
  13. I know. I’ve seen the pic plenty of times and I’ll never not laugh.
  14. I only wear the finest bespoke knockoff jerseys, tailored of course.
  15. Flotsam and jetsam in the gulf of aggy
  16. Well that place is fucked
  17. The helmets are an extension of the livery really. Just whoring out for more ad revenue dollars.
  18. Ewww pointy elbows, wnb /shaggy
  19. Somewhere, there’s a website compendium of all things lump and it borrows heavily from shaggy. It has the RR chapter.
  20. Of course 9 wins puts them in the playoffs. Not everyone can beat nicholls state in November at home after playing the grueling sec schedule.
  21. Surely you can use it as a tanning accelerator in the stand up beds they have at the gym too
  22. Life imitates art
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