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  1. deft
    Gods, what it would be like to go back and see empire strikes back or the matrix for the first time….enjoy your reading noob. Chortle heartily.
  2. deft
    https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5935391/2024/11/20/fau-football-coach-search-charlie-weis-jr-ray-lewis/ I can see why they’d take a stab at ray lewis. He’d be a killer hire. (Stolen from Reddit)
  3. deft
    Cattle prod that bitch to death. And I fucking hate horses. I punched a horse when I was a kid like I was mongo. Fucker tried to bite me because I was feeding him fast enough. But still, fuck her with a cattle prod.
  4. deft
    Clem 4 lyfe.
  5. deft
    This was literally posted to Reddit just now. And earlier this week, my son found some fries in the air fryer that hypothetically someone in the house might have left in there to crisp a little longer while they ate the first part of the batch but then forgot about because of some edible something or another.
  6. deft
    Did anybody tell North Carolina?
  7. deft
    Have you heard what Jim Rome said about aggy?!
  8. deft
    You were supposed to say something that made me feel better, something that felt like it couldn’t happen again. I think we’ll win too. It Quinn is a…THE liability. Not to turn this into the QE thread
  9. deft
    Posted on the other thread too but enjoy a tour of the concourse and bathrooms I guess
  10. deft
    Stadium empty two minutes after the game is over. Sounds like the bestest fans in the nation. I’m sure they stood the whole game too. On the on hand, our crowd would thin out too if we were playing an fcs team in mid November. On the other hand, hell will never freeze over with all this climate change. Edit: fucking tapa deleted the link for no goddam reason
  11. deft
    Imma pour some a1 on just for you
  12. deft

    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    I like your wife’s chocolate truffle
  13. deft
    The sun was in Quinn’s eyes
  14. deft
    Brian Kelly burns the roux but still uses it instead of throwing it away.
  15. deft
    We’ve been actively calling him pat for weeks so…..
  16. deft
    “Still a ranked win. “Jesus.
  17. deft
    What is his strength? Selling insurance and Dr Pepper because I don’t think he’s very good at that either
  18. deft
    But why that drive? Which offense do we get next drive?
  19. deft
    Hold my gin /sark
  20. deft
    We should be up multiple possessions. Sure looks big right now. Fuck.
  21. deft
    Borderline erotic
  22. deft
    I mean this is a clinical term but is bolden retarded?
  23. deft
    They’ll make up for it later by call that on us. Guaranteed.
  24. deft
    Nobody self sacks more than Quinn.
  25. deft
    Well there’s our plays that make twitter. That’s your answer sark. Now can we play some regular ass ball?

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