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deft

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  1. Es puro
  2. Pooooooooor aggy
  3. Clown Loser Shit
  4. Just killing it so far on these five bold predictions through the first half. A true nostradumbass.
  5. As if their patty melt isn’t retarded too
  6. It takes the hottest of tire fires to meld quarters
  7. In the parking lot of a casino demo site with the dust cloud enveloping the yell leaders as they shout authentic frontier “comedy” gibberish about ol’ rock and usc. But yes, at 11 am. Because midnight yell practice. Because aggy.
  8. Yeah but have you learned how many yell leaders it’ll fit nuts to butts?
  9. I try this too but even hitting it sponge and soap if pasta sat for even a minute doesn’t feel sufficient in removing that sticky starch feeling. Sucks man. I too feel the need to assert my gender identity in the cracker barrel gift shop. Roses are red Violets are blue Graze the skin with my fingertips The brush of dead, warm flesh pacifies the means Incised members ornaments on my being Adulating the skin before me Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes Lose all mind control, rationale declines Empty eyes enslave the creations Of placid faces and lifeless pageants Something something No more Mariah Carey
  10. Just a gentle reminder so that you don’t get negged into Bolivia, the aggy ai thread is down the hall
  11. Shoulda wrote something about snoop if ya wanted to be in the 10k club, just sayin…
  12. No way we could know for sure, turns out……not open.
  13. Yeah I splurged and got ribeye instead of a sirloin the other day so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice
  14. The end of our range day on Monday had my dad getting my middle offspring to attempt firing the garand from the hip. I think h e kept raising it higher with each round as if to shoulder it before he pinged the clip. Yes he has on eye pro but needs a haircut.
  15. How is the local Mexican place in Iowa?
  16. That happened? I missed it? (Nicole part, not fitlump sarlacc pit…..gross)
  17. Looks like it’ll fall off if you tap it
  18. I’m gonna need a ramjet ruling but I’m pretty sure that even Americans used metric
  19. Change his name to turboultimatesupergenius
  20. We’re pretty fresh around here though
  21. Trouble with arm sleeves?
  22. No I posted waaay up thread
  23. I would convince Susan to punch Brice in the face for his transgressions and then terminate themselves under the company’s zero tolerance policy. Profit.
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