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deft

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  1. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5935391/2024/11/20/fau-football-coach-search-charlie-weis-jr-ray-lewis/ I can see why they’d take a stab at ray lewis. He’d be a killer hire. (Stolen from Reddit)
  2. Cattle prod that bitch to death. And I fucking hate horses. I punched a horse when I was a kid like I was mongo. Fucker tried to bite me because I was feeding him fast enough. But still, fuck her with a cattle prod.
  3. Clem 4 lyfe.
  4. This was literally posted to Reddit just now. And earlier this week, my son found some fries in the air fryer that hypothetically someone in the house might have left in there to crisp a little longer while they ate the first part of the batch but then forgot about because of some edible something or another.
  5. Did anybody tell North Carolina?
  6. Have you heard what Jim Rome said about aggy?!
  7. You were supposed to say something that made me feel better, something that felt like it couldn’t happen again. I think we’ll win too. It Quinn is a…THE liability. Not to turn this into the QE thread
  8. Posted on the other thread too but enjoy a tour of the concourse and bathrooms I guess
  9. Stadium empty two minutes after the game is over. Sounds like the bestest fans in the nation. I’m sure they stood the whole game too. On the on hand, our crowd would thin out too if we were playing an fcs team in mid November. On the other hand, hell will never freeze over with all this climate change. Edit: fucking tapa deleted the link for no goddam reason
  10. Imma pour some a1 on just for you
  11. I like your wife’s chocolate truffle
  12. The sun was in Quinn’s eyes
  13. Brian Kelly burns the roux but still uses it instead of throwing it away.
  14. We’ve been actively calling him pat for weeks so…..
  15. “Still a ranked win. “Jesus.
  16. What is his strength? Selling insurance and Dr Pepper because I don’t think he’s very good at that either
  17. But why that drive? Which offense do we get next drive?
  18. Hold my gin /sark
  19. We should be up multiple possessions. Sure looks big right now. Fuck.
  20. Borderline erotic
  21. I mean this is a clinical term but is bolden retarded?
  22. They’ll make up for it later by call that on us. Guaranteed.
  23. Nobody self sacks more than Quinn.
  24. Well there’s our plays that make twitter. That’s your answer sark. Now can we play some regular ass ball?
  25. By tuddy, did you mean a poorly thrown ball?
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