Jump to content

deft

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    4465
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by deft

  1. Instead of comparing 2005 usc to ancient armed forces of the past and pondering who would have won (Pete Carrol’s vs the mongols, Pete Carrol’s vs visigoths, Pete Carrol’s vs the Roman army, etc)…….nobody ever took the time to consider the future. A much more dominant force was on our doorstep. College football would forever be altered by 2012 aggy football. People are still talking about that….checks notes…9-4 season.
  2. Yeah that was with Taran tactical a few years back. It makes sense that those guys would have the hand eye coordination for that kind of thing. Those guys….. /s
  3. That’s dope. I literally just pulled the trigger on criquet gear in burnt orange.
  4. Just enough Al pastor leftover to make some naoch scooby snacks
  5. That just seems like the ramblings of Lloyd bridges in hot shots or something of the like.
  6. Ballpark nachos with a shitload of poorly strained jalapeños
  7. They look like the pink cookies from school, but with snickerdoodle mix on em. Edit: fuck, thatd be good
  8. I know I would have Edit: sorry, with or without clothes dgaf just punching
  9. So like an OF alpine livery or a gasley OF?
  10. Marko always be stirring shit tho. Probably just chugging schnapps in the back with Jos and coming up with crazy shit like, “yeah we’re gonna create experimental farm team”. Fuck both of their conniving asses.
  11. “Ohmergerd it’s the lerds supper how dare u, y everyone hate christuns, wut we du so bad?”
  12. How many cartons a day do you think she smokes?
  13. Dat inter.mx money do…..
  14. Every time lulu won, it looked like he had his buttplug turned up to 11.
  15. If sainz is driving a Williams shitbox to start next season and checo is still rbr driver # 2, there is no god.
  16. Just go all jackson pollock neon jizz drizzle. But with blacklighting underneath, you know, for classiness.
  17. The only gripe for those chips are that there are so many crumbs. Seems to be a lot of waste in the bottom of the bag. You’ve really got to be a regular in the “hey steel shank” cooking thread to be able to adequately utilize the entire bag.
  18. Yeah I’m sure all of the coverage alpine doesn’t get during the race will really show off the change of livery. Only exception to that is Ocon binning into the wall or Gasley in which case you wouldn’t be able to tell what the fuck the paint looked like anyways
  19. Nooooo, if we put that on a shirt it would send the wrong message and hurt peoples feelings.
  20. I am. But $7 for a fucking quart of ice cream at the grocery store, not Amy’s, is ridiculous.
  21. lol did you see them trying to make sausage
  22. Fuck it. I can’t shit on any of the worst drivers. That’s complicated as shit.
×
×
  • Create New...