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  1. deft
    His content is usually better. I love his Carlos and his max.
  2. deft
    No one had good hygiene there either. I call it a draw.
  3. deft
    To Jew or not to Jew
  4. deft
    Sabans hand looks comically large in that pic to me. Can’t explain why.
  5. deft
    I hope he murders Logan Paul. And then I hope everyone forgets who Logan Paul was. And then all of Logan Paul’s family is forced to drink prime until the microplastics kill at least the other brother.
  6. deft
    After realizing what he’s signed up for
  7. deft
    Again, just like with Akita, the original source material for some of these is funnier than AI can possibly conceive. Brave defender of aggy section 126, wielding his bushnells against the invading horde, included.
  8. deft
    The Akita fence story was something special. And the pics from that were AI before AI existed. Him fucking standing there in the kitchen holding a ring of sausage…..the weird ass football watching party he hosted…..
  9. deft
    Selling pickles and the too loud music experience
  10. deft
    Looks like imma
  11. deft
    Perhaps a good reminder that this thread should be for aggy posts and responses. I’m just as guilty as any.
  12. deft
    The check is in the mail
  13. deft
    Because the jimbo years were the aberration you see. Totally different than the aggy norm.
  14. deft
    I thinks it’s that the model intentionally had a boner but the the packaging/logistics manager approved the final version even though the college intern he’s fucking accidentally placed the handle cutout wrong in the gcode. I was gonna come up with an elaborate story about the rest of it like r Kelly’s trapped in the closet music video teledrama but then realized I didn’t eat enough gummy. So I went to get another beer.
  15. deft
    They have a nasti bite, the møøse
  16. deft
    Not defending him but that many texts about pickles doesn’t sound like poor training on pickles. It sounds like employees who can’t remember to stock pickles.
  17. deft
    Did I see that the new incoming team is gunning for ocon? Like….on purpose?
  18. deft
    Back in the day when I’d peruse a certain rifle board, colt BCM DD larue and a few others were the desired top tier. I’ve been a bcm and dd user since then.
  19. deft
    lol at chick fila comparison.
  20. deft
    I think we’re on our 3rd or 4th bag in a week. Crazy.
  21. deft
    African swallow or European swallow?
  22. deft
    Ok so the el patio chips….theyre not made by heb but we can just stamp them as goat? Damn these chips are like crack.
  23. deft
    Fuck the Babylon bee. Can’t hold the onions jock.
  24. deft
    Mad e a yeast starter last night for no reason. Pretty sure I’m not using this tomorrow but just felt like it. Seeing krausen this morning(sorry it’s no longer there as of 20:33) is still cool no matter what. Feels good man.
  25. deft
    BOT was competing with Lewis more when both were in the MBs than Perez is competing with max with both in equal machinery. Still a round argument because I think you could take the best driver and put them up against max in his current car and they’d fail to compete at a serious level. He’s a fucking machine.

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