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  1. deft
    Fuck you kirk
  2. deft
    Caption reads “Delores Luicci confronts her young son, William Jr. , about his jarred sheep semen habit. “
  3. deft
    I mean….that really was posted a day or so ago.
  4. deft
    Present that argument to an aggy and allow them to work through the mental gymnastics of explaining their OOC scheduling habits.
  5. deft
    Are these plate readers? On a civvy car? Taken on Culebra in SA
  6. deft

    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    Find his video of him reviewing Franklin. He lets out a gutteral “daaamnn” after the first bite. Quite the contrast.
  7. deft
    We keep the smoky citrus and roasted taqueria flavors on hand in this house. Good stuff for jarred salsa. I picked up the patio chips and enjoyed them immensely with the chile arbol mi tienda salsa recommended upstream.
  8. deft
    …long as she got them thangz out
  9. deft
    Albert’s is just running off the weak. Same as good ol ag Elko. They’re gonna have the fiercest athletics staff to go along with the best fercilities.
  10. deft
    Appalachian State says WTF ai?
  11. deft
    Is it really a double entendre if the single entendre didn’t make sense? Those boomer sexual identity jokes though……man, do they deliver.
  12. deft
    “We have some very smart people at our school”
  13. deft
    Excellent looking naoch. Got me thinking about making some tonight
  14. deft
    Yeah but that was in the bdf ya durn sip. And they played bama but everyone knows bama isn’t good until week 3 ya durn sip.
  15. deft
    Ocon 10 second penalty
  16. deft
    Be me. Sheltered anglo 17 year old male working his first job after school at H-E-B in small town Texas. As a bagger, I’m told I have to go clean bathrooms right before close at 2300. I go yelling for my manager to ask why there’s shitty toilet paper in the wide open metal trash can next to the toilet. Big culture shock at that moment.
  17. deft
    But what was in the buccees bag?
  18. deft
    It was wild that he controlled that much of the sprint for so long and then boxed by the end. And for that matter, any time we talk about drs trains, it involves him. Is that good or bad?
  19. deft
    Time for Lance to go be ambassador of AM snack stand facilities or something. They can put bigger bumpers and collision avoidance alarms on his handtruck so he doesn’t get in a collision in the chicane between guest bathrooms and 2nd floor HR operations.
  20. deft
    Clack clack clack
  21. deft
    As a kid growing up in that era and in that era, golden eye and sixth sense. As a kid that grew up in that era as now in his 40s, saving private ryan. Play golden eye with the kids tomorrow because it’s late dammit.
  22. deft
    Only if tonight in the pit, everyone gets laid
  23. deft
    I can top that. Senior in HS. Our civics class was taking a field trip to the bush museum. It was the day the bonfire collapsed. Fucking idoits.
  24. deft
    They?
  25. deft
    That could be a true statement/pic from the shank thread.

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