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deft

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  1. Penalty ocon
  2. The delivery and storytelling is so good
  3. [mention=2704]jkates[/mention] must know him, darling little feller. They accidentally posted a picture of him wearing priest robes instead of drag makeup outfit. The lazy media these days..
  4. But Stevie nicks got there first and boof’d it all? I think I’ve got the timeline right.
  5. It’s giving “Dominick gets a happy face on his deportment grade this week for being nice to classmates and his professors. This takes care of last weeks frowny face.”
  6. How do they figure that they are favored to play for a title again next year?
  7. We’ve always just done chase UR but I’m thinking about Hilton Amex. Either card that does the silver or gold level is easily attainable on our spend within month one or two and the bonuses look ok. But I just figured we’d use it as soon as it came it to buy down on points in their terminal. It looks like I’m maxed at buying 160k points for $1600 but they’d bonus me 128k. That would of course then get me whatever signup bonus is with whichever card I pick (I think it’s 70k on the silver level card). That gets to 360k Hilton points for a nice end of summer vacay stay for $1600 or bank them for later. But I’ve also never used them before and the utilization rate is clearly different than chase UR so I may just be points drunk looking at the numbers.
  8. Wow, untenable for checo
  9. Well plus bonus points for importing whataburger ketchup instead of Wawa’s or whatever the fuck that is
  10. Undoubtedly. And just like in the Norman Rockwell painting, as ms shank was setting the main plate of turkeysmashburgers out, little Timmy shank said “that looks like it fucks” to which Billy sue replied “would definitely make a turd”.
  11. Yeah but nobody is getting the ban hammer here for posting spread eagle bhole pics.
  12. They’re aggy. Life fucks them over by their own decisions and doings everyday.
  13. Tri-care or Jody should pay for it
  14. post…username…post….username
  15. Wasn’t she with Aaron Rodgers’s? You may want to box box for fresh rubbers. I don’t think crazy can be caught via sexual transmission but I also don’t want to take chances.
  16. I need cliff notes. I want to read it but then I don’t.
  17. Not that the flight down to pvr is super far but here we are with this view and few drinks in and most peeps and the resort are Mx nationals. And then I end up in the pool right next to a couple wearing a Houston shirt and aggy rings. She’s aggy vet and he..gotdsmmit he’s ou. But oh it gets better, only after going to pig for a year. wtf
  18. I can’t read it all because it’s fuzzy as shit and I’m drinking in he pool but basically dr bronners peppermint soap inside the house and 10w-30 outside the house. The covers all the bases. Maybe use the motor oil in lieu of the peppermint soap for sexy time lube with the missus and that’s a big maybe.
  19. Helo doesn’t like your opinion
  20. I wouldn’t touch that steel shanks appetite
  21. Can’t roll down the window to let out the gas or you’ll let in the smell from outside. Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.
  22. I just keep coming back like a goddam junkie. I keep looking at those pics and I keep fiending for something I’ve never tasted. What’s it like? I may never know. But I’m gonna have to smoke a brisket when I get back from mejico so that I can make some too.
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