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    I’m a shaggy poor and I still pay for f1tv. I get any and all of it. Whenever I want. From anywhere. On any device.
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    Well I’m glad that .gov is stepping in and potentially saving us all a few shekels a month from the evil fruit empire. I’m sure they’ll get around to doing something about runaway profits in insurance and healthcare industries (and any others with a huge lobbying arm) any day now.
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    Here’s my solution from the fall annular using a ~$25 12x12” sheet from eBay and some cereal boxes
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    Fuck Reddit, their admin, and the “he gets us” ad riddled corpse of what they used to be. Long live Apollo. Now someone help me sideload it on my iPhone.
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    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    That’s why they wash it off with the sauce dunk
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    He’s playing with old school doom cheat codes. idclip lets you walk through walls….and other cars
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    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    I’ve typed “Cadillac motherclucker” in this thread probably a half dozen times and I live hundreds of miles from Stanley’s. Next time I’m Tyler, it’ll be on my itinerary again. But that master list of best dishes from each joint: can we get a running tally and pin it to the top of the thread?? A go to quick resource should we ever find ourselves in them parts?
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    I didn’t know it was possible to get arrested in Texas for dwi in the 80s.
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    “…so take your skank hooker wife and get the fuck outta here!”
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    Next you’re gonna tell me he’s all out of dui “get out of jail free” cards
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    I think I had this exact model with 5 speakers and the powered sub. It rattled my door in jester west pretty good back in 00/01.
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    I confess. I was at the north location. I didn’t know any better. 50 Hail Marys plus 10 lashes.
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    Finally made it to Rolando’s. Devoured the crispy before the pic.
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    “Now with real-life porpoising action!” …..like it’s gi Joe Kung fu grip
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    It’s the w14? Couldn’t they have picked a more dominant platform? The w11 maybe?
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    How close is that to balanced rock?
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    They also have a smaller McLaren formula E car for $50.
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    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    You wanted bodacious at mobberly. But you knew that.
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    Gone vegan
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    I looked at that one but $200 seemed a little steep.
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    If you’re in LOVE, why would you eat dickeys when there’s a whataburger?
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    Rotary? You’re gonna wank to the wankel?
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    I hope the UN has heard

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