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    Gorgeous
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    The America that libruls want
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    I hear ya man but it’s on hebs whatever list here in SA so the discount stacks with the 6btl discount so….white people taco night.
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    Damn. Haven’t had a Wally banger in almost 20 years. They still open?
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    You were spot on man.
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    I’ve been really disappointed with all pickled japs for years now. They all have been so mushy.
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    Look at this guy. There’s no way he doesn’t diddle kids.
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    That’s a lot of sick. Have you tried rubbing some dirt on it? You should have a lot of it laying around by now.
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    “White people taco night” for the kids who love just bean and cheese on flour. Threw some tots in the air fryer and heated up the leftover taco meat. Little bit of this, little bit of that. Lodi appellation and not vintners blend because I’m not a total philistine. Went back for round two because Fat Tuesday is right around the corner so we’re making this a fat Friday. My only regret was that the bear plate was in the wash. And I should have added more cholula.
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    Mother, not all homosexuals are flamboyant... and... oh my god, I have the exact same blouse!
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    That’s actually a kickass story nnm. Thanks for sharing.
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    Hey gang, I’ve eaten plenty of chili from the student union and I ordered and paid with junior, fastest cashier in the west. Wendy’s chili is great for fast food. But I’m still gonna take wolf brand over Wendy’s when it comes to a can. None of it compares to me cooking it home using snow dogs recipe from shaggy. I don’t even bother with reconstituting chilis that often and just go with powder and it’s amazeballs.
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    Nutria will also come into the yard and cut down your magnolia tree you helped your mom plant even though there’s plenty of other stupid scrub trees around the stock tank, or so I’ve been told. Asshole.
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    Doesn’t make up for having to be in Tulsa but I’d hit it
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    Good job aggy.
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    You tryna jack off in a football helmet?
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    “When it comes to incoming Missouri valley football conference transfers, we are the flagship program in this state”. Hes right: context does matter.
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    Why would you keep Wendy’s chili on hand for emergencies when wolf brand chili is readily available?
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    These suck btw.
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    Bourbon

    deft replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel

    On that note, how is bellmeade? Specs dude tried to sell me on that my first time at my new close by location and I was a little suspicious. Mostly because I’ve been to bellmead Texas.
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    Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.
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    Isn’t a 300blk barrel 5/8” though? Edit: yup it’s 5/8x24. Obsidian sells a direct mount for $80 that replaces the pistol piston inside the can so it could be directly threaded onto the blk rifle. They also sell proprietary muzzle device and piston replacement for about $300 but then it could be threaded onto another host with a similar muzzle device. I don’t see the need for that in my application. The only question is if the muzzle device add some kind of sacrificial protection to the cans internals. I thought I read that as being the case at one point with my other dedicated 30 can.
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    Can you put an obsidian 45 on a 300blk and safely fire subs? I recognize that the performance wouldn’t be as great as with my sdn6 but it’s what I have on hand at the moment.
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    Shiiiiit. There’s gonna be a 500% decrease in crown Vic and grand marquis collisions coming out of that parking lot onto steck. I passed by at least one a week when I lived over in them parts.
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    Bigger delusional fanbase than the swifties This is especially hilarious given what’s happening with him in the socials right now

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