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deft

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  1. I’ll have the triple triple with bacon and fry the lettuce please. Let’s whatasize the onion rings. Lemme also add on a mild cardial infarction. How are y’all’s paddles? Charged?
  2. My body is ready.
  3. Contrary to popular belief, the elder generation back then had a problem with kids using those items. Those darn kids wouldn’t stop using the darn window or endlessly turning their globe. And who can forget the increase in fascist rhetoric from all of those post it notes.
  4. I don’t want you to misconstrue this or possibly take it the wrong way, but I’d like to have sexual relations with that pistol. Love it. I shot my dad’s mk1 and mk3 (?) occasionally and I always end up wondering why I don’t go buy a bull barrel threaded model like that.
  5. I saw them on an end cap at my Heb. I think I’m glad I didn’t get them? I don’t need more sugary sweet temptation.
  6. Well in this instance, I’m pretty sure handcrafted means that it’s jizz. But an aggy put it in the bottle. Some medical professionals looked at the specimen and declared it was a mongoloid generated product or MGP. Anyways, you don’t want it.
  7. Everyone loves seb…..now.
  8. ^este. They didn’t create the chain they are now by selling seasonal gimmick burgers. They did it by making a whataburger, all the way. Add grilled japs.
  9. I live literally next to op schnabel and can be on the trail head 60 seconds after walking out the front door. I’ve never felt unsafe during the day in the park. That said, I don’t go at night because it’s dark as shit and well…… Guess who has two thumbs and the house that the kid with the gsw ran to…..this guy. That’s my colorful (she picked it) front door. If parks are an option, the tobin land bridge in hardburger is pretty cool.
  10. Screwball pb liquor and chocolate vodka? Some of you assholes need sobriety in your life.
  11. Look, don’t come on here trying to get street cred with your beat up paper plate. This belongs in look at this damn sandwich or some fine dining thread more so than here. And you know it. Don’t let it happen again.
  12. That lab is going through some shit. Leave him alone.
  13. KillerAg21 is really, really fucking stupid.
  14. Well it’s a good thing we got that out of our system in the 80s and don’t have to worry about missing multiple FGs to lose to Georgia anymore.
  15. I dunno about adding anything but I’m going for medical assistance if it’s like that for over 4 hours.
  16. deft

    Post Malone

    Sorry @billbrasky. Wasn’t aimed at you
  17. I understand that and that tapa is an outdated pos that functions poorly. That’s why I said something to the effect of “putting it on the radar just in case”.
  18. No interest in that platform. Possibly interested on a dot 43/43x/48 just so that it matches my 17.
  19. I’m guessing that there’s nothing that can be done about the fact that the “unread” feed hasn’t worked in years on tapa. I get it that you hate it imma but just putting it on your radar if it were so simple as a click here or there.
  20. deft

    Post Malone

    And that’s fair. I know that if I don’t like an artist and I see a thread about them on the shag, I’m sure to contribute my indifference to them so that everyone knows where I stand on this one particular artist.
  21. I keep waffling on trading the 43 or a 43x/48 but I don’t know why. I know most would say just buy it but why do I need two of the same lol
  22. Cocks not glocks happened over 8 years ago and they still can’t stop talking about it. Weird. Gotta be some kind of Freudian thing.
  23. You don’t fuck with perfection He has to laugh, again.
  24. “Fermula 1 is for them euro fidgets anyways…want Marcel to be sponsored by some good ol boy NASCAR!!1”
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