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  1. deft
    If it was just fine, and then it wasn’t I’d bet on a ground issue.
  2. deft
    I mostly carry my 43 or 19. I actually forgot I have a shield and a nice tier1 aiwb holster in the safe. Probably should get around to selling or trading for more Glock stuffs.
  3. deft
    It’s nice that your great grandchild came over to fix the cable box so it’s not blinking 12:00 anymore.
  4. deft
    Ok, so dump the chips out on a scale and tell us if you’re getting the advertised mass or not. Or would you rather them vacuum seal the bag nice and flat?
  5. deft
    Please let’s not do this again
  6. deft
    Those panny plasmas kicked ass.
  7. deft
    User avatar checks out /noracist
  8. deft
    “They’re certainly not as formidable as some of the teams we’ve hosted since last played them.. countless bama teams, lsu, and Clemson” Which, whether or not it’s true, would be good for aggy since they’re 4-9 in that list of games. Real solid work there aggy.
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    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    Life sucks, then you die. Try to eat bbq on the way out. Edit: not meant as a dig at Mr brotherton so much as to comment on scottsin and to celebrate whatcha got, especially if that means eatin the good stuff.
  10. deft
    Up aggy nose with a rubber hose
  11. deft
    Holy shit I can’t wait for this fanbase to eat shit for a few years. Having never ventured to one of their boards…..fucking entitled bitches.
  12. deft
    Charge they phone, eat hot chip, and lie was better
  13. deft
    Walter, this isn’t a guy who built the backwoods shines here. This is a guy……Walter, he peed on my rug.
  14. deft
    I would even forgive them on saying Texas is full of hillbillies. But how the hell do bama fans think they get to lecture other schools on bag drops? Should Texas start cutting underperforming players for “medical reasons” to bring in the largest possible class every single year? Hmmmm….who do we know that does that?
  15. deft
    That’s bama. Saying that about Texas. Ooohhhkay.
  16. deft
    I do not know of this thread Yet
  17. deft
    Is that an RV? Is it called war rig ?
  18. deft
    Next time, tell him you like your gumbo Cincinnati style and ask for the cinnamon and spaghetti noodles. Report back on his response.
  19. deft
    “I was just about to go play for the valley south technical learnin school foosball team o’er der in Middleton when a big ‘ol fella wearin purple showed up with a sack on money for me to play for em. He was serious business.”
  20. deft
    Those weren’t the pics we meant. Or were they?
  21. deft
    Well that was handled much too courteously and we haven’t had an argument in this thread in almost 8 hours.
  22. deft
    Yeah fuck alpine.
  23. deft
    Hey man, let me in. It’s me bjork. Bjork? Bjorks not here.
  24. deft
    I haven’t read that thread in years. TheJosh is derka maybe.
  25. deft
    Just eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up!

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