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deft

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  1. Is it really a double entendre if the single entendre didn’t make sense? Those boomer sexual identity jokes though……man, do they deliver.
  2. “We have some very smart people at our school”
  3. Excellent looking naoch. Got me thinking about making some tonight
  4. Yeah but that was in the bdf ya durn sip. And they played bama but everyone knows bama isn’t good until week 3 ya durn sip.
  5. Ocon 10 second penalty
  6. Be me. Sheltered anglo 17 year old male working his first job after school at H-E-B in small town Texas. As a bagger, I’m told I have to go clean bathrooms right before close at 2300. I go yelling for my manager to ask why there’s shitty toilet paper in the wide open metal trash can next to the toilet. Big culture shock at that moment.
  7. But what was in the buccees bag?
  8. It was wild that he controlled that much of the sprint for so long and then boxed by the end. And for that matter, any time we talk about drs trains, it involves him. Is that good or bad?
  9. Time for Lance to go be ambassador of AM snack stand facilities or something. They can put bigger bumpers and collision avoidance alarms on his handtruck so he doesn’t get in a collision in the chicane between guest bathrooms and 2nd floor HR operations.
  10. As a kid growing up in that era and in that era, golden eye and sixth sense. As a kid that grew up in that era as now in his 40s, saving private ryan. Play golden eye with the kids tomorrow because it’s late dammit.
  11. Only if tonight in the pit, everyone gets laid
  12. I can top that. Senior in HS. Our civics class was taking a field trip to the bush museum. It was the day the bonfire collapsed. Fucking idoits.
  13. They?
  14. That could be a true statement/pic from the shank thread.
  15. Kinda off topic, but do we have a xeriscape specific lawn thread? I’d like to see what some of yall are working.
  16. Speaking of which…..fridge clean out trash quesadilla. Beans and cheese, leftover diced rotisserie chicken, chopped cilantro and green onion, and some Taco Bell sauce. Then cover in crema. Props to whoever recommended the arbol salsa too. Btw, between my dilla and the kids B&C tacos, shredded cheese was dispensed from 3 different open bags.
  17. Agreed but who among us hasn’t broken laws of man and common decency once or twice when posting to the shank thread
  18. We used aluxes for our cart.
  19. Stfu. Fr?
  20. Jim Carrey came to a horns game?! That’s cool as shit. Oh wait, there’s no way you meant Billy.
  21. Now? Of course not. In the future? Who knows. But you already knew that. Didn’t you?
  22. #teammeteor
  23. Ha. Helo doesn’t know the difference between donkey lady road and donkey lady bridge.
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