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  1. deft
    Oh. I was drunk and thought yall were talking about bill millers.
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    He didn’t come here to play cult school.
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    “How are you so wise in the ways of aggy?”
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    Aggy considers themselves a military service academy and by that metric, they’ve been beating themselves since their founding
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    Aight guys, I’m taking prop bets…..
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    First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog WAS. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training, next thing you know Killer's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Killer, Killed Nibbles. And Killer said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
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    Yeah, if only Georgia had figured out a way to be there….maybe by beating one of the teams we beat aggy sure can’t
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    Ok. Just wanted to be sure before I said it again.
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    I am remembering the movie correctly that they say it multiple times right?
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    But that’s a donkey, totally different.
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    Yeah dad, you told us.
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    Yeah the admissions board at duke was surely happy to see he had also started his own “Kreme and Kow Klub” chapter at his bumfuck HS.
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    NBA jam announcer: he’s heating up
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    Well if Bernard also posted online as Mr Hands, well then…..
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    Would smash
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    They can’t help but make themselves out to be the biggest imaginable pieces of shit in everything they say or do.
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    They’ll fuck it up.
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    Forget it Jake, it’s AI town
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    Not with that bmi
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    Yup. Mr Ernst was just too zany.
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    I’ve faced a lot of adversity in my life. Never have I encountered a situation that couldn’t immediately be resolved with some hot cross buns.
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    Fired from unc? Fired by Mack FUPM brown for not being good? How bad is that?

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