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  1. deft
    Yeah the admissions board at duke was surely happy to see he had also started his own “Kreme and Kow Klub” chapter at his bumfuck HS.
  2. deft
    NBA jam announcer: he’s heating up
  3. deft
    Well if Bernard also posted online as Mr Hands, well then…..
  4. deft
    Would smash
  5. deft
    They can’t help but make themselves out to be the biggest imaginable pieces of shit in everything they say or do.
  6. deft
    They’ll fuck it up.
  7. deft
    Forget it Jake, it’s AI town
  8. deft
    Not with that bmi
  9. deft
    Yup. Mr Ernst was just too zany.
  10. deft
    I’ve faced a lot of adversity in my life. Never have I encountered a situation that couldn’t immediately be resolved with some hot cross buns.
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    Fired from unc? Fired by Mack FUPM brown for not being good? How bad is that?
  13. deft
    Username checks out.
  14. deft
    They still don’t understand what NIL is or how it works. It’s like weaponized ignorance over there.
  15. deft
    He also said something about knowing your enemy. In this case, I believe all of us share a common enemy, the porcelain bowl at home.
  16. deft
    Go get your shinebox aggy.
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    Ha. I ran across struggle munchies a few days ago and meant to link it here. Definitely a shank x trap house vibe.
  19. deft
    I’m getting seasick looking at the wavy lines in that pic. How they hell do they consider that a good look?
  20. deft
    Can they actually explain by what they mean by tampering? Or is it just when they don’t get a player they like?
  21. deft
    I applaud the beauty and effort. Not sure what a “leftover Taco Bell” burrito is however. I’ve never had that.
  22. deft
    How soon before C.Wiggy goes into the portal?
  23. deft
    Nothing dumbass about that.
  24. deft
    Imma be honest with yall, that rugby shirt is ugly. Not as ugly as the targeted tshirt done tread on me flag abomination, but ugly still.
  25. deft
    I think you were setting yourself up for failure if those artists are regularly coming across your radio waves

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