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deft

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  1. “…so take your skank hooker wife and get the fuck outta here!”
  2. Next you’re gonna tell me he’s all out of dui “get out of jail free” cards
  3. I think I had this exact model with 5 speakers and the powered sub. It rattled my door in jester west pretty good back in 00/01.
  4. I confess. I was at the north location. I didn’t know any better. 50 Hail Marys plus 10 lashes.
  5. Finally made it to Rolando’s. Devoured the crispy before the pic.
  6. “Now with real-life porpoising action!” …..like it’s gi Joe Kung fu grip
  7. It’s the w14? Couldn’t they have picked a more dominant platform? The w11 maybe?
  8. How close is that to balanced rock?
  9. They also have a smaller McLaren formula E car for $50.
  10. You wanted bodacious at mobberly. But you knew that.
  11. Gone vegan
  12. I looked at that one but $200 seemed a little steep.
  13. If you’re in LOVE, why would you eat dickeys when there’s a whataburger?
  14. I hope the UN has heard
  15. Driving the backroads so I wouldn’t get weighed
  16. Don’t take your kids to the Lego store unless you want to end up buying yourself a toy
  17. They get real expensive after they meld to your tires.
  18. Is he related to Erddie Russell?
  19. 3 was always the tastiest
  20. Super aids. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
  21. Terrible weekend for Danny. Terrible years for alpine. Haas up and down but kmag needs to go. Bottas….time to go too. Sucks.
  22. Has Leanne tweeted yet?
  23. Vamos checo
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