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    Ok we’ve all had our laughs but let me help you out. You got served this in an ad on social media no? Time to clear your cookies. It’s called a targeted t shirt. They trawl social media for your likes/dislikes and then use AI to generate an image they think you’d like. Most people have enough common sense (or taste) to not buy it.
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    Fuck that guy, with a barbed wire wrapped bat.
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    Cilantro on the chili cheese wrap is a professional shank move.
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    And the facilities by god! Tell em about the facilities brauny! They’re probably worried about getting meaningful playing time against portaled in Missouri valley football conference players.
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    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    Oh yeah, I member that thread
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    Regular or slim fit?
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    I’ve got the orange in short sleeve but love my black long sleeve. Thinking about the corduroy…
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    Did the quarter meld to the treads?
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    If your player isn’t sec ready, next best thing is …..checks notes……Missouri valley conference ready. Probably win the heisman if he played in the bdf.
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    They probably still don’t even sell Lonestar
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    Peak masculine performance https://www.instagram.com/reel/C05c8cCCOxs/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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    Croots like you ain’t never heard of….because you haven’t heard of em.
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    Cold blooded.
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    “I would get that for me and the girlfriend but she’s not a big smoker” -a certain shaggy poster
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    Sweer potatoes only go with chicken nugger
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    It’s a start
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    in aggy veritas
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    Air derka
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    Naoch!
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    Was the recipe posted?
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    They can’t give the dog any bread, they done gave all their bread to jimbo.
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    Great Southern Breadkill
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    They both were born with Fetal Aggy Syndrome
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    Only poors buy their jersey off the rack and have it tailored. I go full bespoke on my jersey wear. The tailor can match the sartorial essence of true burnt orange.

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