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deft

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  1. Yeah but the vhs also had this Pizza Hut banger
  2. @immamac can we get some temporary vacations granted in this thread?
  3. They’re probably talking about the white Bible with the white Jesus. Then again, that would be the version that says something about cocaine.
  4. It’ll fit any size tires if you’re handy with grinder.
  5. The America that libruls want
  6. I hear ya man but it’s on hebs whatever list here in SA so the discount stacks with the 6btl discount so….white people taco night.
  7. Damn. Haven’t had a Wally banger in almost 20 years. They still open?
  8. You were spot on man.
  9. I’ve been really disappointed with all pickled japs for years now. They all have been so mushy.
  10. Look at this guy. There’s no way he doesn’t diddle kids.
  11. That’s a lot of sick. Have you tried rubbing some dirt on it? You should have a lot of it laying around by now.
  12. “White people taco night” for the kids who love just bean and cheese on flour. Threw some tots in the air fryer and heated up the leftover taco meat. Little bit of this, little bit of that. Lodi appellation and not vintners blend because I’m not a total philistine. Went back for round two because Fat Tuesday is right around the corner so we’re making this a fat Friday. My only regret was that the bear plate was in the wash. And I should have added more cholula.
  13. Mother, not all homosexuals are flamboyant... and... oh my god, I have the exact same blouse!
  14. That’s actually a kickass story nnm. Thanks for sharing.
  15. Hey gang, I’ve eaten plenty of chili from the student union and I ordered and paid with junior, fastest cashier in the west. Wendy’s chili is great for fast food. But I’m still gonna take wolf brand over Wendy’s when it comes to a can. None of it compares to me cooking it home using snow dogs recipe from shaggy. I don’t even bother with reconstituting chilis that often and just go with powder and it’s amazeballs.
  16. Nutria will also come into the yard and cut down your magnolia tree you helped your mom plant even though there’s plenty of other stupid scrub trees around the stock tank, or so I’ve been told. Asshole.
  17. Doesn’t make up for having to be in Tulsa but I’d hit it
  18. Good job aggy.
  19. You tryna jack off in a football helmet?
  20. “When it comes to incoming Missouri valley football conference transfers, we are the flagship program in this state”. Hes right: context does matter.
  21. Why would you keep Wendy’s chili on hand for emergencies when wolf brand chili is readily available?
  22. These suck btw.
  23. On that note, how is bellmeade? Specs dude tried to sell me on that my first time at my new close by location and I was a little suspicious. Mostly because I’ve been to bellmead Texas.
  24. Every team on their schedule was paid to lose by the gettys and the Rothschilds. Try and keep up idoit.
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