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deft

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  1. Sounds like he’s got his priorities in line.
  2. That’s not dumbass. I see 4 of those in a caravan on southbound 35 errday. Could totally fit more bicycles and appliances in the can body though. “IN TOW”
  3. Why does rice play Texas?
  4. We better check on the wreath funds status
  5. And the earth is round. Sure buddy.
  6. The GDP of mart was $18 before this place opened. You hit this place early in the morning and then it’s only 30 minutes to Mexia to hit wrights bbq for a chip beef sammy or jims krispy for fried chicken that did actually exist before Anna nicole worked there.
  7. Ask her why she changed her cart and skin complexion since yall met in produce?
  8. Tomato, totino. Whatever. Tastes like shit.
  9. Spoiler that shit
  10. This is gonna sound sacrilegious but I don’t fuck with Tony’s party pizzas. The rolls, all day. Fuck that weird as crust on the pizzas.
  11. I bet Miculek can cook with one of those.
  12. Fuck that dude.
  13. There’s no way that the post is not cat fishing for OF.
  14. So none of the writers for SEC unfiltered attend sec schools?
  15. I also think they will be imporved.
  16. Beauty in simplicity, or sheer madness. You decide.
  17. There’s no way that KKL post is real. She didn’t even get lost on the way into the stadium.
  18. Mississippi Girl Revival….wait, I’m doing this wrong
  19. I miss dart bowl
  20. Homer bending down.gif “30 years and millions of tax dollars”
  21. AB, are you an honorary moonie?
  22. it snows that much in south Austin?
  23. And during her most challenging moments, those were Jesus’ vagina prints where he carried her
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