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deft

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  1. Yeah but eh article didn’t say where he performed drag shows at the children
  2. “Making pubes on mah forehead” ~matt cumbell
  3. What’s the difference between these shirts?
  4. Well the name Bonilla and contracts go hand in hand
  5. You mean pay them with taxpayer dollars to go fuck themselves.
  6. She probably just shacked up with a black bear I’ve seen one every time I’ve been on lost mine trail
  7. You should find who did this and MAKE THEM APOLOGIZE TO US!!1
  8. Has the sc finished their lap yet?
  9. Nah fam, it really was her. But there may have been consumables.
  10. My wife and to get a snack. I walked in to her doing this filth for her OF ….nah jk she eats like me. Legit her prepping leftover blue box from the kids and pouring salsa with it. I simply staged it better once I recognized her wisdom.
  11. You’re gonna want to go with a maximum of 20% Elko in your coaching grind or else it gets too greasy
  12. I wish insta would embed. This is brilliant. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyMJcN_Ajsb/
  13. “Yeah but that’s the bdf….way easier than secsecsec ball”
  14. Gollum Biggums got me. He looks like a real life crackhead.
  15. Bono, my chips are gone. And wth, they couldn’t get Wayne newton to perform?
  16. We rented a jeep last time and did Ernst. You’d be fine in a high clearance 2wd. My Volkswagen wagen would not have been.
  17. I like how you really captured his essence in that quote.
  18. Sliced with the grain? At a place in Texas…… with bbq in the name?
  19. Aggy doesn’t know any better. They’re a meat judging school.
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