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  1. deft
    “Yeah but that’s the bdf….way easier than secsecsec ball”
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    Gollum Biggums got me. He looks like a real life crackhead.
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    Bono, my chips are gone. And wth, they couldn’t get Wayne newton to perform?
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    We rented a jeep last time and did Ernst. You’d be fine in a high clearance 2wd. My Volkswagen wagen would not have been.
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    /aggy
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    I like how you really captured his essence in that quote.
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    Texas BBQ

    deft replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    Sliced with the grain? At a place in Texas…… with bbq in the name?
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    Aggy doesn’t know any better. They’re a meat judging school.
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    Posrep for schwarz
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    Fuck Big 12 refs

    deft replied to taybo20's topic in Football

  12. deft
    Fuck sark.
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    Sark misses the thrill of drinking so he makes us do it for him.
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    Haha Sonny dykes went full dark on 1st and goal
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    Somebody go to the locker room and let the defense know theb2nd half has started
  16. deft
    Is the ref jawing Ewers lol
  17. deft
    The officials are meeting to discuss the call on this comment
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    If you can’t tell, jones saved us from 0 points.
  19. deft
    The analytics show that sark is a dumbass
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    Not in the fucking red zone.
  21. deft
    Overtime here we come!!
  22. deft
    Thanks for giving them free yards on this possession sark.
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    And yes, that’s motherfucking Rico’s cheese
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    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

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