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deft

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  1. So….exactly like it was designed to do. Cool cool.
  2. King cobra talk not going away
  3. Well I’m not shutting down my mW crypto mine unless they cut me another check for $30M.
  4. Yeah I hate when my monocle gets foggy waiting in line during those cold mornings
  5. Whole lotta talking going on on in here. Get busy shank’n or get busy dying. I was surprised when had corny dogs in the freezer. But I could let the air fryer basket go that empty.
  6. #stolenvalor
  7. Yeah well now he’s an unemployed monkey turned into a man by a wizard
  8. It’s only kinda racist. It has to be veeerrry racist to exceed community standards….apparently.
  9. Well shit. Guess it’s gonna be frozen burritos microwaved at the cottonwood general then.
  10. Long draw pizza if you’re there with kids during the day. Might be one of your only options.
  11. Nice brace. Sorry about your dog.
  12. He lost the 10mm
  13. You know what rubbers cost?
  14. That’s an oldie but a goodie. I thought they were originally in there so maybe this one’s been edited. I believe that’s she’s a lady of the video production industry….or at least had been some time prior to this filming. Edit: Bella Reese. And no, I guess they weren’t in this video. Not this one anyways.
  15. Expo didn’t wipe down the plate. Would not bang.
  16. Please tell me this is the Minnesota realtor. He worked in the logo there in his 2nd lease since the beginning of the year.
  17. I’m already looking for an A5 vegan brisket
  18. Well we’re waiting….
  19. You gotta wrap the beams in hd bbq foil as you get closer.
  20. I missed the Mila kunis munching down on Portman scene in joker
  21. Gawd I loved the Saturn V and Apollo program as a kid.
  22. He better call gene
  23. I doubt it. USC and Notre Dame done even have 72-70 commemorative cups.
  24. Quitter. Probably not even gay anymore.
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