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deft

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  1. Yes, because you have to see Reese say it and not just hear it
  2. Haha get the asu fan shaking his head as a gif
  3. Who loves seeing leavitt running for his life
  4. Such bullshit. Where’s the holding calls
  5. Why didn’t the refs just give it to him
  6. I definitely recognize a few of the covers as my dad had a few of them when I was a kid. I wish those were still in print somewhere.
  7. He might have a case if they forgot to change the occupancy dropdown from its default “2” to “99+”. I forgot to do that on a rez once and whooo let me tell you…those add on charges
  8. Dealers name….Albert Einstein.
  9. Texags posters were talking about how they were a few plays away from winning against us less than a week out from the game. What makes you think that “next year is our year” will take a month?
  10. Es puro
  11. Pooooooooor aggy
  12. Clown Loser Shit
  13. Just killing it so far on these five bold predictions through the first half. A true nostradumbass.
  14. As if their patty melt isn’t retarded too
  15. It takes the hottest of tire fires to meld quarters
  16. In the parking lot of a casino demo site with the dust cloud enveloping the yell leaders as they shout authentic frontier “comedy” gibberish about ol’ rock and usc. But yes, at 11 am. Because midnight yell practice. Because aggy.
  17. Yeah but have you learned how many yell leaders it’ll fit nuts to butts?
  18. I try this too but even hitting it sponge and soap if pasta sat for even a minute doesn’t feel sufficient in removing that sticky starch feeling. Sucks man. I too feel the need to assert my gender identity in the cracker barrel gift shop. Roses are red Violets are blue Graze the skin with my fingertips The brush of dead, warm flesh pacifies the means Incised members ornaments on my being Adulating the skin before me Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes Lose all mind control, rationale declines Empty eyes enslave the creations Of placid faces and lifeless pageants Something something No more Mariah Carey
  19. Just a gentle reminder so that you don’t get negged into Bolivia, the aggy ai thread is down the hall
  20. Shoulda wrote something about snoop if ya wanted to be in the 10k club, just sayin…
  21. No way we could know for sure, turns out……not open.
  22. Yeah I splurged and got ribeye instead of a sirloin the other day so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice
  23. The end of our range day on Monday had my dad getting my middle offspring to attempt firing the garand from the hip. I think h e kept raising it higher with each round as if to shoulder it before he pinged the clip. Yes he has on eye pro but needs a haircut.
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