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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. It doesn't, sugar pants.
  2. We're getting a lot of rain in The Manchaca.
  3. Shut up not either
  4. I don't think New York is a good food city.
  5. This is why I don't like the metric system.
  6. That's 2 quid
  7. Bout a buck thirty eight
  8. Not sure, maybe you should call the Department of Redundancy Department.
  9. Are your other two penises normal size?
  10. Fall break? Are you fucking kidding?
  11. These fellers at the Sonoma farmer's market. Slammed, hard, etc
  12. I have nothing to add, I'm just gonna post this chick from the hurricane thread to try to displace that yellow glob of shit as the tapa preview pic.
  13. I had no idea your Dad was Yogi Berra
  14. If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough.
  15. If 24,000 gallons comes out of your penis please consult a physician. Or get a job in porn.
  16. I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  17. I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  18. Use some of the insurance money and install a pressure reducing valve. 90psi is too damn high.
  19. Manchaca is closed.
  20. Your neighbors hate you.
  21. There's no Riviera in Festus, Missoura.
  22. Was the party at Vic Jacob's house?
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