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  1. Paco
    Bout a buck thirty eight
  2. Paco
    Not sure, maybe you should call the Department of Redundancy Department.
  3. Paco
    Are your other two penises normal size?
  4. Paco
    Fall break? Are you fucking kidding?
  5. Paco
    These fellers at the Sonoma farmer's market. Slammed, hard, etc
  6. Paco
    Chlorine is an issue right now
  7. Paco
    I have nothing to add, I'm just gonna post this chick from the hurricane thread to try to displace that yellow glob of shit as the tapa preview pic.
  8. Paco
    I had no idea your Dad was Yogi Berra
  9. Paco
    If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough.
  10. Paco
    If 24,000 gallons comes out of your penis please consult a physician. Or get a job in porn.
  11. Paco
    I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  12. Paco
    I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  13. Paco
    Use some of the insurance money and install a pressure reducing valve. 90psi is too damn high.
  14. Paco
    Manchaca is closed.
  15. Paco
    Your neighbors hate you.
  16. Paco
    There's no Riviera in Festus, Missoura.
  17. Paco
    Was the party at Vic Jacob's house?
  18. Paco
  19. Paco
    Is their high school mascot as cool as the Golden Tornadoes? I think not. Advantage Lamesa.
  20. Paco
    El oh fucking el dude. They're begging people to get the shots and in many cases having to dispose of doses because people don't show up. Yeah you're really saving the fucking world by passing your shot on to someone less fortunate. Holy fuck I've heard it all now.
  21. Paco
    Oh Trixie?
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  23. Paco
    Some of you guys need to get out of your cubicles every now and then.
  24. Paco
    Eggs Paco. English muffin, HEB spicy breakfast sausage patties, over easy eggs, Valentina's, Wolf brand chili, sharp cheddar. I will miss you guys.
  25. Paco
    Where do I find a box of this papa noof stuff? I'd like to try it.

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