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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Bout a buck thirty eight
  2. Not sure, maybe you should call the Department of Redundancy Department.
  3. Are your other two penises normal size?
  4. Fall break? Are you fucking kidding?
  5. These fellers at the Sonoma farmer's market. Slammed, hard, etc
  6. I have nothing to add, I'm just gonna post this chick from the hurricane thread to try to displace that yellow glob of shit as the tapa preview pic.
  7. I had no idea your Dad was Yogi Berra
  8. If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough.
  9. If 24,000 gallons comes out of your penis please consult a physician. Or get a job in porn.
  10. I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  11. I'm pretty sure the plaintiff doesn't even have to be handicapped.
  12. Use some of the insurance money and install a pressure reducing valve. 90psi is too damn high.
  13. Your neighbors hate you.
  14. There's no Riviera in Festus, Missoura.
  15. Was the party at Vic Jacob's house?
  16. Is their high school mascot as cool as the Golden Tornadoes? I think not. Advantage Lamesa.
  17. El oh fucking el dude. They're begging people to get the shots and in many cases having to dispose of doses because people don't show up. Yeah you're really saving the fucking world by passing your shot on to someone less fortunate. Holy fuck I've heard it all now.
  18. Some of you guys need to get out of your cubicles every now and then.
  19. Eggs Paco. English muffin, HEB spicy breakfast sausage patties, over easy eggs, Valentina's, Wolf brand chili, sharp cheddar. I will miss you guys.
  20. Where do I find a box of this papa noof stuff? I'd like to try it.
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