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  1. Paco
    Nope, it's to save space, that's it.
  2. Paco

    Starlink

    Paco replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan

    This, my friends, is how humblebrag is done.
  3. Paco
    It's definitely a dangerous proposition. Fuckers cut huge human sounding farts, especially Zoe. She's the gassiest dog I've ever known.
  4. Paco
    This is how we kept warm through this shit
  5. Paco

    Texas BBQ

    Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    I wish you had a sense of humor.
  6. Paco
    Didn't we already have this thread?
  7. Paco
    Joke's on you, I'm going back to Maine. It's warmer there.
  8. Paco
    I highly recommend it if you have the means
  9. Paco
    So we should just ignore hidden costs like this? I guess I shouldn't be surprised after you were trumpeting the "If we build more roads we'll just have more cars driving on them!" nonsense.
  10. Paco
    So what happens to the property taxes on these motels?
  11. Paco
    For fuck's sake Jeff, go relax on your yacht for a bit
  12. Paco
    So, by "lunch" you mean that he snorted coke off your ass? NTTAWWT
  13. Paco
    Oh that's easy, 5 3/8". The depth I reached in you is 5 3/8".
  14. Paco

    Texas BBQ

    Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    Says HowTex
  15. Paco
    Why would they notify friends?
  16. Paco
    So... and I can't believe I'm engaging you on this... do you actually think a cyclist would have time to take evasive action to avoid a car coming at them at 65-70 mph?
  17. Paco
    She actually got irritated because, after embarrassing herself at Mazda, she drove over to Nissan and pulled into the service bay like they told her to do when she called. Service dude says, no you have to go inside to get your plates. So she's annoyed but gets her plates finally. Then it dawned on her that she had actually called Mazda too.
  18. Paco
    My wife went to the Mazda dealership to pick up the plates for her new Nissan.
  19. Paco
    Looks like a luke duke special
  20. Paco
    Was it at a BP? Because fuck BP and their bullshit green gas nozzle and black diesel nozzle.
  21. Paco
    For fuck's sake it was just a press conference dude
  22. Paco
    Every time I think you can't be more of a miserable humorless cunt you prove me wrong. Great job I guess
  23. Paco
    It's like rain on your wedding day...
  24. Paco
    I don't know where to start
  25. Paco
    Manchaca charcuterie

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