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Paco

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  1. Paco
    Black Surly can't even agree on who's black.
  2. Paco
    Aaaand we're back on track!
  3. Paco
    This is not true
  4. Paco
    But BJ's definitely seals the deal.
  5. Paco
    Ok truther.
  6. Paco
    Stop inviting kids to your adult drive in theater.
  7. Paco
    We are the bad news bears without the heart
  8. Paco
    Was that basketball video supposed to be funny?
  9. Paco
    Because sometimes you want to eat your chicken fried steak with your fingers
  10. Paco
    Wife thought this color would look great on the pony wall that the dogs always rub against. Wife then paints said wall without putting dogs outside.
  11. Paco
    175, 145, and the old coon hound is about 60. The old man does not travel with the mastiffs because they're scared to death of him. He just chills in the back seat. The two big uns try to stick their fat heads out of the same window.
  12. Paco
    That's fucking massive! Is it like this, only a flat top?
  13. Paco
    Yes, do that. Not what we did, which was pick a random corner just off the highway between a trailer park and a salvage yard.
  14. Paco
    You have no idea. It is fucking unbelievable how much dirt these fucks can transport in their clydesdale hooves.
  15. Paco
    Thanks for knocking over my Webber you two dipshits
  16. Paco
    You could stand on a corner in Winslow Arizona if you're so inclined.
  17. Paco
    Or, ya know, just stop being such a dramatic pussy.
  18. Paco
    You could've gone to Franklin five times
  19. Paco
    ....
  20. Paco

    Tech @ KSU, FS1

    Paco replied to WBT's topic in Football

    lol slorch
  21. Paco
    I've done a few of the HEB wagyus. Cooks a bit faster, but all still seemed to get done around the same temp range as a prime.
  22. Paco
    Ok, how were the spam fries? Almost grabbed some the other day but went with a Tony's pizza and ice cream instead because of my health.
  23. Paco
    Well it's not like she chewed on it or anything. I asked her to describe it and she said I was disgusting. I then attempted to clarify whether I was disgusting, or the vagina in question and she said "You, not the vagina." So I've deducted that Maria's vagina is not disgusting. That's the best I can do.
  24. Paco
    My wife has seen Maria's vagina.
  25. Paco
    They stepped up. Duh.

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