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Paco

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  1. Looks like a luke duke special
  2. Was it at a BP? Because fuck BP and their bullshit green gas nozzle and black diesel nozzle.
  3. For fuck's sake it was just a press conference dude
  4. Every time I think you can't be more of a miserable humorless cunt you prove me wrong. Great job I guess
  5. It's like rain on your wedding day...
  6. I don't know where to start
  7. Manchaca charcuterie
  8. Black Surly can't even agree on who's black.
  9. Aaaand we're back on track!
  10. This is not true
  11. But BJ's definitely seals the deal.
  12. Ok truther.
  13. Stop inviting kids to your adult drive in theater.
  14. We are the bad news bears without the heart
  15. Was that basketball video supposed to be funny?
  16. Because sometimes you want to eat your chicken fried steak with your fingers
  17. Wife thought this color would look great on the pony wall that the dogs always rub against. Wife then paints said wall without putting dogs outside.
  18. 175, 145, and the old coon hound is about 60. The old man does not travel with the mastiffs because they're scared to death of him. He just chills in the back seat. The two big uns try to stick their fat heads out of the same window.
  19. That's fucking massive! Is it like this, only a flat top?
  20. Yes, do that. Not what we did, which was pick a random corner just off the highway between a trailer park and a salvage yard.
  21. You have no idea. It is fucking unbelievable how much dirt these fucks can transport in their clydesdale hooves.
  22. Thanks for knocking over my Webber you two dipshits
  23. You could stand on a corner in Winslow Arizona if you're so inclined.
  24. Or, ya know, just stop being such a dramatic pussy.
  25. You could've gone to Franklin five times
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