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Paco

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  1. I thought the house was falling down, but no, Hank just wanted a gecko.
  2. I have two English Mastiffs. Nobody but Glad makes a poop bag big enough. But the good thing is they're lazy motherfuckers so we don't walk far.
  3. You mean besides the fact he ran up and shot two people in the face?
  4. Port A is a pleasant 77° with less than 99% humidity.
  5. Make sure the dip switches are set properly for your recirc configuration, ie external pump vs internal pump. Instructions are in your owners manual.
  6. Any place worth a stop between Austin and Brock?
  7. HUNTSMAN CHEESE Just kidding, gooey american cheese for Tex mex enchiladas you heathens
  8. Do you know my Facebook password? Because I don't
  9. https://www.instagram.com/p/CEW0GFBpwC4TvgeyDoV9kXxadKjgdRur0PnQ6o0/?igshid=jo5inav556s3 I have no idea if this will work. And probably already posted but fuck it
  10. Fire extinguishers are the language of the unheard.
  11. Well yeah, wax and glue doesn't leave much ash.
  12. Last week of August at 4:30 in the afternoon. 93° has never felt so good.
  13. He just wanted to experience homefulness.
  14. No, it's impossible for YOU to separate sports and politics. It's impossible for you to separate politics from absolutely fucking ANYTHING. You're no different than any number of dipshits around here, right or left, who are absolutely incapable of viewing any topic without your stupid fucking red or blue glasses on. This site has a sub forum for political discussion, but you refuse to keep your political vomit there, no you and a couple dozen other cloak room cunts have to spew it all over the site and now everything fucking stinks. What a shitty small existence you must lead.
  15. I bought a modest house that I could afford. In 19 years my property taxes have almost tripled. My tax levy will most likely double in the next 18 years. So you're saying it's ok to pay $1000+ a month rent to the government on a property I own? THAT'S MORE THAN MY FUCKING MORTGAGE EVER WAS. This property tax bullshit is the most un American, un Texan bullfuck imaginable.
  16. Jesus Pato no wonder your bacon is all fucked up it was probably rotten.
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