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  1. Paco
    Hang in there amigo, we're all with you in spirit!
  2. Paco
    Rep for that beautiful firearm
  3. Paco
    Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
  4. Paco
    Have you tried gargling salt water?
  5. Paco
    Have you tried acupuncture?
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  7. Paco
    In my defense I think it's technically a Cinabon at 6 am.
  8. Paco
    No, my wife's alarm goes off at 5:30. She gets up, gets in the shower and I rough up the hostage. Wipe it all off on her pillow case. It's the secret to a happy marriage.
  9. Paco
    I masturbated this morning around 6. Now I am at Schlotzkys and they lost my order and have to remake it. Coincidence? I think not.
  10. Paco
    Dude your wife is a straight up baller. Congrats. And years from now (after lots of therapy) your kids are going to realize this is truly the adventure of a lifetime. Fair winds and following seas amigo!
  11. Paco
    What? Was it supposed to be capitalized?
  12. Paco
    Did you run out of pepper?
  13. Paco

    2020 Rain Thread

    Paco replied to Hate's topic in Daily Texan

    Pretty pretty good
  14. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel

    I don't think those concrete blocks are very heavy
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    Pork ribs

    Paco replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Food and Travel

    All I know is that hornian invented pork ribs.
  16. Paco

    2020 Rain Thread

    Paco replied to Hate's topic in Daily Texan

    Nope.
  17. Paco
    Did you read what you just wrote?
  18. Paco
    I was taught from an early age by my dad and grandfathers to respect firearms, learn and always abide by the safety rules, etc. Of course one of the unwritten rules was don't be around idiots with guns. Of course I didn't listen and joined the Marines anyway. Yep, you guessed it, the closest I've ever been to being shot was by another Marine. Anyway, this seems like a case of being around a bunch of idiots with guns.
  19. Paco
    I was in Lubec last year, loved it. Had this paella at the little hotel in town. Not exactly the style I was used to but pretty damn good. When I bit into one of the scallops I had to stop for a second and I actually asked if they were scallops. Light years ahead of any I had had before. I commented about this to the guy next to me at the bar and he said "They should be fresh, I drug 'em out of the bay a few hours ago". The Bay of Fundy is awesome, amazing tides. 25'+ in Lubec, and it goes from high to low in a couple hours.
  20. Paco
    Please refrain from commenting while we determine whether or not there was an aggressive honk involved. Thank you.
  21. Paco
    Maybe because it's a public roadway?
  22. Paco
    Lost power on NPI around midnight. Made through that whole damn day and that bitch whipped her ass end and fucked shit up on her way out.
  23. Paco
    Whitecap beach name checks out.
  24. Paco
    So now the rain hurts.
  25. Paco
    Pelicans still flying so not too bad yet Sent from my Pixel 4 XL using Tapatalk

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