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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Jesus Pato no wonder your bacon is all fucked up it was probably rotten.
  2. Hang in there amigo, we're all with you in spirit!
  3. Rep for that beautiful firearm
  4. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
  5. Have you tried gargling salt water?
  6. Have you tried acupuncture?
  7. Paco replied to Pancho's topic in Daily Texan
  8. In my defense I think it's technically a Cinabon at 6 am.
  9. No, my wife's alarm goes off at 5:30. She gets up, gets in the shower and I rough up the hostage. Wipe it all off on her pillow case. It's the secret to a happy marriage.
  10. I masturbated this morning around 6. Now I am at Schlotzkys and they lost my order and have to remake it. Coincidence? I think not.
  11. Dude your wife is a straight up baller. Congrats. And years from now (after lots of therapy) your kids are going to realize this is truly the adventure of a lifetime. Fair winds and following seas amigo!
  12. What? Was it supposed to be capitalized?
  13. Did you run out of pepper?
  14. Paco replied to Hate's topic in Daily Texan
    Pretty pretty good
  15. Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel
    I don't think those concrete blocks are very heavy
  16. Paco replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Food and Travel
    All I know is that hornian invented pork ribs.
  17. Paco replied to Hate's topic in Daily Texan
    Nope.
  18. Did you read what you just wrote?
  19. I was taught from an early age by my dad and grandfathers to respect firearms, learn and always abide by the safety rules, etc. Of course one of the unwritten rules was don't be around idiots with guns. Of course I didn't listen and joined the Marines anyway. Yep, you guessed it, the closest I've ever been to being shot was by another Marine. Anyway, this seems like a case of being around a bunch of idiots with guns.
  20. I was in Lubec last year, loved it. Had this paella at the little hotel in town. Not exactly the style I was used to but pretty damn good. When I bit into one of the scallops I had to stop for a second and I actually asked if they were scallops. Light years ahead of any I had had before. I commented about this to the guy next to me at the bar and he said "They should be fresh, I drug 'em out of the bay a few hours ago". The Bay of Fundy is awesome, amazing tides. 25'+ in Lubec, and it goes from high to low in a couple hours.
  21. Please refrain from commenting while we determine whether or not there was an aggressive honk involved. Thank you.
  22. Maybe because it's a public roadway?
  23. Lost power on NPI around midnight. Made through that whole damn day and that bitch whipped her ass end and fucked shit up on her way out.
  24. Whitecap beach name checks out.
  25. So now the rain hurts.
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