Everything posted by Paco
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Jesus Pato no wonder your bacon is all fucked up it was probably rotten.
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My families Great American Adventure
Hang in there amigo, we're all with you in spirit!
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Hey Steel Shank!
Rep for that beautiful firearm
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Help with Ear Issue - Serious
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior?
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Help with Ear Issue - Serious
Have you tried gargling salt water?
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Help with Ear Issue - Serious
Have you tried acupuncture?
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Explosion in Beirut
- Exclusive interview with the President of the United States
In my defense I think it's technically a Cinabon at 6 am.- Exclusive interview with the President of the United States
No, my wife's alarm goes off at 5:30. She gets up, gets in the shower and I rough up the hostage. Wipe it all off on her pillow case. It's the secret to a happy marriage.- Exclusive interview with the President of the United States
I masturbated this morning around 6. Now I am at Schlotzkys and they lost my order and have to remake it. Coincidence? I think not.- My families Great American Adventure
Dude your wife is a straight up baller. Congrats. And years from now (after lots of therapy) your kids are going to realize this is truly the adventure of a lifetime. Fair winds and following seas amigo!- Check Out This Fucking Sandwich
What? Was it supposed to be capitalized?- All Things Brisket
Did you run out of pepper?- 2020 Rain Thread
- Port Aransas
I don't think those concrete blocks are very heavy- Pork ribs
All I know is that hornian invented pork ribs.- 2020 Rain Thread
- Shooting at Austin protest tonight, 1 dead
Did you read what you just wrote?- Shooting at Austin protest tonight, 1 dead
I was taught from an early age by my dad and grandfathers to respect firearms, learn and always abide by the safety rules, etc. Of course one of the unwritten rules was don't be around idiots with guns. Of course I didn't listen and joined the Marines anyway. Yep, you guessed it, the closest I've ever been to being shot was by another Marine. Anyway, this seems like a case of being around a bunch of idiots with guns.- My families Great American Adventure
I was in Lubec last year, loved it. Had this paella at the little hotel in town. Not exactly the style I was used to but pretty damn good. When I bit into one of the scallops I had to stop for a second and I actually asked if they were scallops. Light years ahead of any I had had before. I commented about this to the guy next to me at the bar and he said "They should be fresh, I drug 'em out of the bay a few hours ago". The Bay of Fundy is awesome, amazing tides. 25'+ in Lubec, and it goes from high to low in a couple hours.- Shooting at Austin protest tonight, 1 dead
Please refrain from commenting while we determine whether or not there was an aggressive honk involved. Thank you.- Shooting at Austin protest tonight, 1 dead
Maybe because it's a public roadway?- 2020 Hurricane Season w/ special guest Covid-19
Lost power on NPI around midnight. Made through that whole damn day and that bitch whipped her ass end and fucked shit up on her way out.- 2020 Hurricane Season w/ special guest Covid-19
Whitecap beach name checks out.- 2020 Hurricane Season w/ special guest Covid-19
So now the rain hurts. - Exclusive interview with the President of the United States
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