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Paco

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  1. Time to order the Bug-a-Salt Giant Asian Hornet edition.
  2. You ever pulled out of San Pedro late one night when the moon and stars were shining bright? Maybe driving up on Grapevine Hill passing cars like they were standing still?
  3. Holy bitter fucking bark Batman clean up your fire
  4. Paco

    Port Aransas

    What about the Dunes? I know it's a dump, but some buddies and I have/had an annual pilgrimage and it's our dump damnit.
  5. I was there Shank. She cheated and everybody knew it.
  6. First, you need to leave town for an emergency recording session...
  7. Did you pay for that haircut?
  8. Wait. Are you saying someone is too poor to understand grits??
  9. That's a badass mofo right there. The giant breeds are heart breakers for sure. Our mastiffs are not yet four and the girl has grey hair already.
  10. Probably more than you know about chemistry
  11. I hate that you know things.
  12. I read that as Katie Congdong but that's not what it was so nevermind.
  13. Well, you're not wrong, but that's not my driveway.
  14. Did NOMAA try to slip in a bowl of goddamn oatmeal while nobody was looking?
  15. Eat a lotta peaches, and try and find Jesus on your own
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