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Paco

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  1. I know the boyfriend's ex-wife, and for what it's worth she doesn't think he's capable of killing/kidnapping/disappearing anyone.
  2. Goddamnit.
  3. You'll cut your thumb off again
  4. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me
  5. We're set up at the Stardust pool hall on Manchaca for a small cook off. Cooking a wagyu for the first time. I may have to monitor my alcohol intake.
  6. Well? What time is turn in?
  7. 10.
  8. What's the deal with the knife and fork? You some kinda yankee?
  9. Double piston pump huh?
  10. Get the pork steak next time, and a couple more to go.
  11. Dude.
  12. Sequence goes like this... Asleep. Wake up, stretch. Huge fart. Looks around. (pic) Back to sleep. He leads a tough life.
  13. That was the turtle patrol.
  14. They should be done by now.
  15. Maybe she's fat.
  16. I had a great burger at the Post Pub on L street in DC.
  17. And definitely change all your passwords.
  18. Go ask Your Mom.
  19. Seems like it might be a little tough.
  20. I was floating around on some fungus. It was pretty great. That's why I was thinking it was this weekend.
  21. Hardly Strictly bluegrass festival is going on in Golden Gate Park this weekend. It's free and it's a blast. Especially if you partake in some of the local products.
  22. The Yesway CEO needs to buy a vowel.
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