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  1. Paco
    The key to competition beef ribs is getting a nice bark while maintaining that perfect medium rare. Just ask @luke duke he'll tell you.
  2. Paco
    You have to tell us if you are.
  3. Paco
    From my palatial suite at the Moby Dick Motel and Variety Store in Old Orchard Beach, Maine... TEXAS!!
  4. Paco
    You say that like it's a bad thing.
  5. Paco

    Texas BBQ

    Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    But Doc, I'm not a homosexual!
  6. Paco
    The ultimate bean and cheese is superior to the real deal holyfield. Fight me.
  7. Paco
    The ultimate bean and cheese is superior to the real deal holyfield. Fight me.
  8. Paco
    I would think getting a little smoke on the cheese would be more than sufficient, but then again my culinary education stems from the mean backyards of Manchaca.
  9. Paco

    Texas BBQ

    Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel

    I'll eat just about anything, and after being in Maine for a few months I would kill or severely maime several of you for a even a half pound of Rudy's moist. But I will be damned to hell for six eternities before I step foot in a place called good bull. Have you no fucking shame?
  10. Paco
    The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.
  11. Paco
    Follow the money. That's all I can say right now, but follow the money.
  12. Paco
    I applied a couple doses of Dr Paco's Root Tonic to your mom's chest last night. Ok it was just one dose then I fell asleep.
  13. Paco
    20 mile Sally?
  14. Paco
    Oh I've had plenty of fantastic food. Chowders that I want to bathe in, and enough wonderful fresh lobster to last me a lifetime. But none of it is hot, or maybe I should say spicy.
  15. Paco
    I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.
  16. Paco
    I think it's some kinda muslum.
  17. Paco
    Why don't you cunts go sling your filthy CR vomit in the filthy vomit political forum? Thanks!
  18. Paco
    Both people?
  19. Paco
    I'm a people person GODDAMNIT!!
  20. Paco
    Nobody really calls him that do they?
  21. Paco
    Texas State Optical?
  22. Paco
    Obligatory BODIES IN THE TREES
  23. Paco
    Dear God. I actually thought about committing a crime just so I can hire you just so I can play with your puppy for five minutes. Congratulations!
  24. Paco
    HAHAHAHA! Ha.
  25. Paco
    Somehow my wife got all three shitbags in one picture.

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