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Paco

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  1. Grandfather was a plumber. Water heater boxes were the best toy a kid could have.
  2. So basically chili will cure most diseases.
  3. So...bait.
  4. Why wait Cassandra?
  5. Nice job! Was it just an open category?
  6. They really do.
  7. The key to competition beef ribs is getting a nice bark while maintaining that perfect medium rare. Just ask @luke duke he'll tell you.
  8. You have to tell us if you are.
  9. From my palatial suite at the Moby Dick Motel and Variety Store in Old Orchard Beach, Maine... TEXAS!!
  10. But Doc, I'm not a homosexual!
  11. The ultimate bean and cheese is superior to the real deal holyfield. Fight me.
  12. The ultimate bean and cheese is superior to the real deal holyfield. Fight me.
  13. I would think getting a little smoke on the cheese would be more than sufficient, but then again my culinary education stems from the mean backyards of Manchaca.
  14. I'll eat just about anything, and after being in Maine for a few months I would kill or severely maime several of you for a even a half pound of Rudy's moist. But I will be damned to hell for six eternities before I step foot in a place called good bull. Have you no fucking shame?
  15. The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.
  16. Follow the money. That's all I can say right now, but follow the money.
  17. I applied a couple doses of Dr Paco's Root Tonic to your mom's chest last night. Ok it was just one dose then I fell asleep.
  18. Oh I've had plenty of fantastic food. Chowders that I want to bathe in, and enough wonderful fresh lobster to last me a lifetime. But none of it is hot, or maybe I should say spicy.
  19. I've been in Maine, which is basically Canada, since July. Nothing is hot here. Not the food, not the weather, not the women. Nothing.
  20. I think it's some kinda muslum.
  21. Why don't you cunts go sling your filthy CR vomit in the filthy vomit political forum? Thanks!
  22. Both people?
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