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  1. Paco
    Hahaha no shit. Not to mention just about all of us are 40+
  2. Paco

    Bourbon

    Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel

    If this causes my Jimmy traveler to go up to $15 I'm gonna be pissed.
  3. Paco
    Just picked up two. I'm giving one to your rodeo buddy.
  4. Paco

    Solve the Rittle

    Paco replied to CHAD BRISCOE's topic in Lulz

    The sons of the motherlovin' bunkhouse band.
  5. Paco
    *your mom and whom
  6. Paco
    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
  7. Paco
    Does Michigan even have a health department?
  8. Paco
    My cousin is a retired DPS trooper. I'm pretty sure he'd arrest his own mom for driving while intoxicated.
  9. Paco
    Well maybe Major is his sire.
  10. Paco
    The first thing they need to do is fire every one of those dumb motherfuckers at S. 1st and Barton Springs.
  11. Paco
    Because I remember everything you son of a bitch
  12. Paco
    If you mean GM Steakhouse there was absolutely nothing questionable about their burgers. It could be nostalgia fucking with me, but I still think that's the best cheeseburger I've ever had in Austin.
  13. Paco
    P Terry's has never cooked, sold, dropped, accidentally synthesized, or premature ejaculated a burger that's anywhere near a Hil-Bert's regular ol' cheeseburger. I feel your pain my greasy compadre.
  14. Paco
    She's certainly been on the rag lately.
  15. Paco

    ASF in China

    Paco replied to TexanInIowa's topic in Daily Texan

    Just the sweet. There should be plenty of sour to go around.
  16. Paco
    You might want to read his post again.
  17. Paco
    My kids were pretty retarded to begin with but I haven't noticed it get any worse since they got the vaccine.
  18. Paco
    Big Shirley is ready for her standard 1/8 cord feeding.
  19. Paco
    Tour not very good after all.
  20. Paco
    What do you mean "those guys"?
  21. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel

    I'm down in South Padre and the tides are insane.
  22. Paco
    Yep. "Hey check out my super sharp knife OWFUCK!"
  23. Paco
    Interesting that every plumber and supply house I've encountered in my 25 years as a plumber have been calling it the wrong name all these years. The more you know...
  24. Paco
    People who don't use paragraphs.
  25. Paco

    Bourbon

    Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel

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