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Paco

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  1. Just under 56K. And my wife free summer has a couple months left.
  2. This is not my sock I swear.
  3. The whiskey tastes "better" because alcohol has evaporated and lowered the proof. Of course some of the esters have evaporated along with the ethanol and that can also change the flavor profile, but mostly for the worse in my opinion. Either way, you really shouldn't be storing bourbon, or any whiskey, in a decanter for long periods.
  4. 100% illegal. There's kind of an unwritten rule on boiler size, basically if your still boiler is under 25 gallons and you don't sell your stuff then nobody will fuck with you. If for some reason you do get busted, at worst they'll make you destroy your still but that's about it. If I remember correctly it's legal in many states to own a still, but you just can't make spirits without a distiller's license. Or so I've heard.
  5. It's cool Walden I'll find my own places. Joshua's Tavern in Brunswick. Payoff after 31 hours driving in three days.
  6. Yeah me too, I'm heading up there to work for a few months.
  7. Or let's skip the mom jokes and go straight to the pinko fucking commie jokes.
  8. If this causes my Jimmy traveler to go up to $15 I'm gonna be pissed.
  9. Just picked up two. I'm giving one to your rodeo buddy.
  10. The sons of the motherlovin' bunkhouse band.
  11. *your mom and whom
  12. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
  13. Does Michigan even have a health department?
  14. My cousin is a retired DPS trooper. I'm pretty sure he'd arrest his own mom for driving while intoxicated.
  15. Well maybe Major is his sire.
  16. The first thing they need to do is fire every one of those dumb motherfuckers at S. 1st and Barton Springs.
  17. Because I remember everything you son of a bitch
  18. If you mean GM Steakhouse there was absolutely nothing questionable about their burgers. It could be nostalgia fucking with me, but I still think that's the best cheeseburger I've ever had in Austin.
  19. P Terry's has never cooked, sold, dropped, accidentally synthesized, or premature ejaculated a burger that's anywhere near a Hil-Bert's regular ol' cheeseburger. I feel your pain my greasy compadre.
  20. She's certainly been on the rag lately.
  21. Just the sweet. There should be plenty of sour to go around.
  22. You might want to read his post again.
  23. My kids were pretty retarded to begin with but I haven't noticed it get any worse since they got the vaccine.
  24. Big Shirley is ready for her standard 1/8 cord feeding.
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