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Paco

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  1. Answer the question JACK!
  2. My daughter wants a Newfie and a Saint Bernard to go with the mastiffs. Wtf have I done?
  3. Zeus you big dummy!
  4. Paco

    Need a ruling

    It's okay Jimmy I'm poor too.
  5. Paco

    Need a ruling

    It's okay Jimmy I'm poor too.
  6. Maybe I would like to sit on the couch.
  7. Goddamnit neon you edited
  8. I would rather them in ma belly
  9. I think those tomahawk ribeyes are stupid.
  10. I tried to be a good Dad, I really did.
  11. Paul Simon once stood on a corner there.
  12. The German mafia gives no fucks about taxes.
  13. "pepper virus" sounds horrifying and intriguing at the same time.
  14. You go to church in your overflow pan?
  15. Cops don't write parking tickets, meter maids do. That's their only job, so it's not a waste of time. It's exactly what they're supposed to be doing. Who the fuck doesn't know this?
  16. Goddamn that makes me proud. Semper Fi Leathernecks!
  17. I guess the pilot didn't train "intensively"
  18. The radiation would never make it here, that's just silly. Because Oklahoma sucks.
  19. Advantage: aggy
  20. I went for the first time this past weekend for lunch. On the Steel Shank to ERine Dining Scale I am firmly on the Steel Shank end, but I can't get over what an amazing experience that meal was. The henican was unexplainable, my entree was a pork porterhouse that couldn't have been better if it was finished tableside with Salma Hayek's tit sweat straight off the nip, and the turtle soup was actually better than it was hyped up to be. But the fucking gumbo was probably the best thing I've ever tasted. I'm now going to spend the rest of my life trying to make that roux until my heart or my ass explodes. TL;DR I really liked Commander's Palace.
  21. Do you mean these documents showing his land grant of 640 acres in Bexar county? Just fucking stop.
  22. Why thank you. It looks like it was spelled both ways at the time.
  23. Here's a map from 1849, before the evil racist William Pelham purchased the land and blatantly stamped out the Hispanic culture by dropping the "a". Anything else you want to say, hoss?
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