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Paco

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  1. They definitely help getting your beef ribs to that perfect medium rare.
  2. I hope you have good hearing protection.
  3. My old coonhound has been dreaming of this exact scenario for 13 years.
  4. Dumb shit like this WILL ALWAYS crack me up.
  5. You were even worse as rocks for jocks than you are as tallie whateverthefuck
  6. But for some reason you think Nebraska is the only place with hay.
  7. Wait wait wait. Are you actually saying that Nebraska's walk on program was so much better than other school's because the players were country kids who threw hay bales in high school? Is that really what you're saying?
  8. Well, rhinos are the firefighters of the jungle.
  9. Sense. This makes none.
  10. Paco

    Game Atmosphere

    And that's fair.
  11. This is why you're a virgin.
  12. It's not as good of a win as a kinda close loss to Clemson but I'll take it.
  13. Take a picture of the piping at the water heater. Most likely they removed the check valve when they took out the pump, or the check valve is bad. Sometimes the check valve is integral to the pump, although most residential models don't have this. But either way you have a direct cross connection where the recirc line ties into the cold supply for the water heater. Without a check valve it will typically show itself at the closest fixture. Full disclosure, I'm a commercial plumber so I'm not as familiar with residential practices. And I didn't stay in a Holiday inn Express last night.
  14. If I venmo you a dollar can I have attorney client privilege?
  15. Weed harvest and grape harvest are going on right now, so I think I'll stay through the end of the month.
  16. 1.Go to a dispensary 2. Get baked and watch the sea lions at Pier 39 3. ??? 4. Profit
  17. The first week of May I loaded my truck and drove to northern California to work for the summer. Kids are grown, wife is a raging pre menopausal bitch, and I couldn't stand the thought of working through another Texas summer. Turned out to be a damn good call, because the week after I left it was upper 90's and obviously didn't back off until now. But I've had enough wine and goat cheese to last a lifetime and these pansies don't have the first clue how to make bbq or enchiladas. So can I come home now?
  18. Paco

    Longhorn Network

    No it's actually fucking not. So go fuck yourself.
  19. Paco

    Longhorn Network

    I honestly can't say enough fuck yous to this horrible fucking vomit fest. Fuck all these fucking fucks who've ever had any fucking thing to do with this disgusting bucket of human shit. Fuck DeLoss, fuck Mack, fuck president whoever the fuck, fuck every regent and their shitty fucking offspring, fuck every little tiny thing about espn, fuck abc, fuck Walt fuckwad Disney, fuck mikky fucking rat faced fuck. The whole goddamn thing is a filthy exercise in disgusting fuckery and fuck anyone who had any inkling it might actually come to fucking fruition and didn't blow the whole fucking thing into the stratosphere. Oh, and fuck Tom Herman, and fuck every fucking fuckwad who hired him and thought this was the fucking direction we needed to go. Fuckers. Fuck.
  20. Where are you located? Those wages aren't happening in Texas yet as far as I can tell. I'm a commercial plumber with 20+ years in the trade, and I've spent the last four months working in the Bay area because I couldn't stomach the thought of working another Texas summer at basically the same wage I've been making for the past 12 fucking years. I hope it starts going up, because like you said we've been underpaid for awhile now. Especially in Austin.
  21. That's right, it's a brisket thread. So quit being such a douchefuck. Because it's not a douchefuck thread.
  22. http://youtu.be/OjK8NInonC8
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