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  1. Paco
    Welp, I know what I'm doing this weekend.
  2. Paco
    I wish. So many apartments have these discriminatory rules like "Dogs less than 50 lbs". WTF? I think Hanks head weighs 50 lbs.
  3. Paco
    My job is in Petaluma, and I've found some temporary digs in town. But I'll keep looking, if something more interesting comes up I can move easily. And yes, I can dig me some wine.
  4. Paco
    I decided fuck working another Texas summer, so I took a job in Sonoma county, should be here till October. Things I've noticed in my first week: The weather is awesome. Everything is expensive as FUCK. I seem to be the only one wearing any sort of camo as part of my everyday attire. Shitload of chain restaurants. There's a lot of people here. Did I mention everything is expensive as fuck? So gimme tips on shit to do and things to see. Much appreciated.
  5. Paco
    Wait lemme guess...$116.00?
  6. Paco
    Chicken!
  7. Paco
    1234
  8. Paco
    This shit right here^^. One of the cooks from another team said he saw a bunch of "kids" judging brisket. Oh well, even playing field. Like I said, it's usually a total crapshoot
  9. Paco
    I just drove through El Paso about six hours ago. Damnit
  10. Paco
    Cinco de Mayo, dudes Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk
  11. Paco
    No feedback. I just thought it was too to dry, but you never know how it's going to hold up in the time it takes for judging.
  12. Paco
    Will the words we have make any sense?
  13. Paco
    Hey fuck you Luke! I mean you're right, but fuck you all the same! 11th place in brisket (out of 57). Which is weird because I thought my brisket sucked, but such is the crapshoot of a bbq cook off I guess. I thought my ribs had the best chance, but no call. Had a blast though, it's turned into a great party, and it's pretty well organized for a cook-off.
  14. Paco
    Well I guess we just put mayo on our hot dog.
  15. Paco
    Conditions are deteriorating
  16. Paco
    I would like to post pictures but Tapatalk is being a total dick.
  17. Paco
    It was a goddamn hypothetical question! Do you really think professionals like ourselves would pull such a rookie maneuver? Don't answer that.
  18. Paco
    Is this thing even on?
  19. Paco
    So, hypothetically... would you make fun of someone if they went to a bbq cook off and didn't bring any salt? Asking for a friend.
  20. Paco
    Does he cook his chicken as rare as his beef ribs?
  21. Paco
    What about FChorn? Did that diarrhea mouth make it over here?
  22. Paco
    Are we out of underscores? Are there not enough to go around? GODDAMNIT. Now I have to worry about underscore rationing!
  23. Paco
    K-Bar Smoke.... something. It used to be Sloppy Seconds but, well it's just not anymore. We don't have a banner or anything, just look for my pit and stop in and say hi.
  24. Paco
    Same here
  25. Paco
    Does anyone give a shit? Well here it is just in case. All cook-offs welcome, BBQ, chili, general office chest thumping contests, etc. We'll be cooking at the Buda Weiner dog races this weekend. If you're out there come by and see us, I'll put some meat in your mouth. Luke Duke come down and cook my chicken. Thanks.

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