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  1. Paco
    Pool was 70° and rising last week. Today it's 65°. Fuck
  2. Paco
    Goddamn that was cold.
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  4. Paco
    I kinda feel like I'm in trouble looking at this...
  5. Paco
    Brat I'm sure you ran into my Dad at some point. Seems like 90% of his stories start at the Pig Stand. He was Travis class of '62.
  6. Paco
    Ok look Player. I'm not gonna steal your dog, I just want to borrow him for a few days. For Hank, not for me. Duh. And send that hunk of meat with him. I'd like to borrow that too.
  7. Paco
    Keep your head up brother, it'll get better. And there's a puppy out there somewhere who'll be ready to adopt you when the time comes.
  8. Paco
    That should buff right out!
  9. Paco
    Prisons have it inward, everything else has it outward.
  10. Paco
    That sounds like a good simple solution.
  11. Paco
    I'm wondering who the weirdo actually is here.
  12. Paco
    If you can tell by this picture, I only had to lay out a horizontal cut, and then a radial? cut along the bottom. Once those lines were laid out I was able to eyeball some blue tape from the top line down to the smiley face cut. That's a lot of words to say no, I don't know how to lay out a circle on the end of a propane tank. So now I'm thinking...can you position the firebox piece as close as possible to the end of the tank. Take a yardstick, hold it against the side of the firebox, and sliding it against the curve of the tank make a mark. Keep the yardstick level with the world as you slide it. Does that make any sense?
  13. Paco
    Goddamnit. Truffle fucking fries.
  14. Paco
    I eyeballed the fuck out of it. I had a square going on the end of the tank, so it was a matter of projecting vertical lines down the end, which was still janky as hell. I'll try to find some pictures of the layout.
  15. Paco
    I'm not gonna nitpick your restaurant list, because it's your opinion and I don't give a fuck. But your "helpful notes" about Austin, c'mon man. "Expect 110°+ daily"??? That's just complete bullshit. I bet we had more days below freezing than days above 110°. I guess bullshit exaggeration annoys me.
  16. Paco

    Bourbon

    Paco replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel

    Somebody needs to start a website listing these fuckheads. pricegougingcocksuckers.com or whatever.
  17. Paco
    My wife typically drives if we're in her car, because I don't really care if I die.
  18. Paco
    Hold your head, ball!
  19. Paco
    Can't wait until mesohorny gets here and starts posting a million pics of his arm and feet and shit.
  20. Paco
    C'mooooon Frankie!
  21. Paco
    Username does not check out.
  22. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel

    Absolutely
  23. Paco

    Port Aransas

    Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel

    Boat took a shit before we got out of the marina. So fuck it let's Shorty's.
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    Port Aransas

    Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel

    Boat engine overheated first thing this morning, so we've been wading off the Aransas pass causeway. Small reds, small trout, fuck it I'm not at work!
  25. Paco
    All things Manchaca.

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